Dating Simulator No. 69

"How do Thanos, Freddy Fazbear, or Batman show their undying love?"

- Tagline

Dating Simulator #69 is an umbrella dating simulator created for the first Lapis Weekly Challenge Rebooted.

Plot
Y'know what? This game has no plot whatsoever. Have you ever loaded up the Sims and been told to stop Team Woohoo from stealing Jessica's watermelon collection? No. You're just thrown into a town and forced to make these characters fuck in bed. Everyone's pansexsual. And why? Because screw it. I'm fucking done.

Characters
Note: A potential lover in italics indicates a soulmate