User:Exotoro

The endless follows the empty

Follow them into the wild moon

Harry Potter book they adapted into a movie where the guy who plays count dooku was a villain and they were going to put him into a coffin his exact size but dumbledore got too lazy and everyone had a nap/orgy in a completely dark room

Scott Ruin

Little Caesars in Retrograde

Stib Stick Dead

Murder for the naughty

A world of light and noise

I got money in the bank

Here, we go.

Dream Catalog Entry Two

Me and a group headed to this Maine house to find this young smart boy with a dark secret. He had this book that hosted some kind of demon that was a little girl in a white dress with blue flowers on it. This girl seemed perfectly innocent until she killed the boy. Because we were thinking in video game terms, she was the secret boss. We didn't even bother for some reason and just left.

There was also two secret Kingdom Hearts bosses you could fight if you jumped out of the opening of the plane next to Michelle Obama, who was seen sprinkling salt and pepper earlier. If you jumped down, you fought three bosses; a plane that's alive and Salt N Pepper, which were two heartless that didnt seem to actually show up. I kept trying to search up strategies to beat them but nothing came up; I learned later that there was only a specific way to even get to these bosses.

Creature Comforts

Pee your pants

Like thats fucked up

Dreamed that it was revealed that Woody killed some toys during Toy Story 1 and this is a normal nightmare for me

Toy Story Zero

My mind keeps me a captive

Do the odyssey

The E3 is Ending

manspreading sounds like it should be the term for spreading your man butter on some man bread

the word "manhole" is so stupid and misleading

talking to dudes on grindr and turns out they all live in the sewer

They won't let you deep fry babies anymore.

The E3 is Here

The E3 Has Begun

Infinite Content

Not the worst

Dead to rights

You must run

You must hide

Bloody

Superman vs Mary Poppins

Dream Catalog Entry One

Alternate Universe version of my life where I lived with my aunt near a odd version of SCAD that seemed rundown. I have a secret grandfather who lives in front of us. He tells my mom is still alive and looking for me. I try to find my first class but end up getting confused until nightfall.

When I arrive to my class, it's to a worn down house but its very lively with kids playing video games and someone in the kitchen and the dogs. Oh god the dogs. My fear of them turned this unsettling dream into a nightmare. I get to my class and one of the students that live there tell me that they are called The MUTTS.

The MUTTS were pitbulls born in a fishtank. This young child tortured them in these odd video game styled torture scenes; destroying their skulls so their eyes popped out and their teeth grew bigger, setting them through a mario style maze with yellow nipper plants that bit chunks of their skin off... it was horrid and you could tell they were viciously mad at everyone but for some reason they never put the dogs out of their misery...

I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS I GET SO MANY BIRTHDAY CARDS ITS EMBARRASING

THEY LET ME LOSE

Welp I lose

That thing you've been doing with dogs isn't vivisection. You keep your pants on during vivisection.

Oh, sure, when they vivisect dogs, it's "for science," but when I vivisect dogs, I'm "creepy and weird."

Snart = shart in the snow

Kissing Canvas

Outward bound

SNART?!!?!

SNART?

Catch a cat

Very very good, very very racist

Neighbor they're eating yo laundry sauce

Ten million dead astronauts

Moon is a fuck



Murder in the barnside

Restless nights

we got a cummer, folks!

walmart promised a free tarantula with every copy of the switch they sold

Obscure simpsons character chocolate

It's called Kid Icarus because at the end of the game Palutena tells you "You know Pit, you really are a Kid Icarus".

they wont let you dip your testicles into the sauce in mcdonalds anymore :(

I misspell shit all the time thanks to apple

I can't be saaaad

Tentacle Underwear - A writhing mass of tentackles that form a bra and panties. Comes in many fun colors and will probably be playing with that pussy and nipples a lot.

Nice try samurai jackass

Can we keep our bearings straight or will we be blown off course

Do we really have a choice

If only for a thunderstorm.

A tired woman forced awake

A Crisis of Faith and Trust

Contest of Champions

Game article structure:
 * Opening Paragraph
 * Gameplay
 * Plot
 * Characters
 * Level
 * Items
 * Gallery
 * Trivia

Tell me when you're back

Your reputation will be your afterlife

Grow up out of your neverland

Saturnine Sports Resort

Baum

Denslow

story telling devices i avoid using:
 * The Misunderstanding: This device refers to a scene where the two main characters have a falling out over something that one character did, almost always out of context or misunderstanding and instead of just talking it out like two friends actually would, they just part their separate ways for like 15-45 minutes looking all sad and depressed. It's so stupid and I just straight up subvert or avert this when i can. there's times when it makes sense, but i generally don't like it if the obvious solution is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

Just song lyrics :>

I feel untowards to your ends

I feel numb in this kingdom

You better make me better you better

Yup, a bug

Please be a bug on my wifi

Dr. Needlenam RX

You carry me

Different underwear for everyone!!

Season 10

Bubbly + so happy my face hurts from smiling so damn much

Stare back into my huge eye

Diminishing returns

Sticky, goopy movepools

ALL of my characters except the ones i marked off limits are free to use. I do not afford to be picky, only making suggestions to keep them true to themselves. I love when people use my characters, it makes me feel happy to see them unexpectedly. In the case of more canon stuff i would like some more solid discussion so i can plan correctly.

I'm not a person who agrees with complacency. Life isn't perfectly planned stories with every mystery answered in the first two seasons. I need something new going on every once in a while or I get too comfortable. I love big, expansive worlds but I also like the tightly packed shorter journeys. A trip to the city that never sleeps is a good story for me. Something more grand epic? Sure.

I just wanna make sure the characters mean something. I know when something isn't working and I press harder to make it work if I feel like it has to. At the end of the day, you have to leave things behind to return to later.

What is art? Not this. 😂

Leah is gay.... sorry....

Any other way?

The System Only Dreams in Total Darkness

🕷🕸

Manmade Wild Moon

Shuffle the feet, say you love me

One step come back, head back to the bombay bicycle club

Or stay here, I won't go

One step back, eat into the machine

Believe me, you can't beat the feet

Shuffle the feet, say you love me

Oh shit! Thought that was a real pickle for a second.

That part about what Fantendo means applies to the site too

Tadah

They call him "big slappy"

What is this? A cocktail party for farmers?

XattleProk

Going to catalog all the new content I make each day

I just saw a dude in a white suit pointing at a couple of rocks on top of what i think was a grave surrounded by a group of people and it was the most surreal thing ive become witness to

Ice Scream Valley

''When a disgruntled ice cream salesman in Scream Valley decides he's not getting what he deserves out of life, he raises the dead and swarms Blackhope Manor on it's biggest gathering night. Now only Simon Vasquez and Emily Jaspers are able to get through the poltergeist infested mansion and stop this evil ice cream salesman before he turns their bodies into a double scoop... of death!"

You getting turned on?

Xena Thunderfist

Come back.

Crooks

Mooks

The realest game time

At least im awake

At least im not dead

Fire Dick

Put your TAGOS Tokens in my slots

I am THE GULCH

She's My Collar

Airing 8pm on NBC

The New World

Sir, this is a funeral for your dead wife....

This moment in time really reminds me of Jojo's bizarre adventure; let me grab a out of context panel

I thought this was a date.

Woah, okay, I do like you, but I just... I'm in a relationship with someone else... sorry to lead you on like that.

You like me?

Awkward timing but yeah.

A City That Just Won't Sleep

Life Burning

Life Freezy

Life Aerial

Life Nauntical

Life Terra

Burpppp

Oh come on, how do you kill the president and get away with it

Yikes!

It was a honest mistake.

I fuck up and say these things out loud.

I never meant for it to lead to this.

It's all our joke.

She's into fries

Original lifeline.

Open the door, its all coming true.

Boiling

Attention, customers. Today’s special is a fucking Krabby Patty served in a greasy fuck sauce and grilled to fucking perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to fuck the fucking fries. It will be our fucking pleasure.

Mother make me

Tom and Jerry in Space Jam

Life undone like a fun run

Purging territory

World Savior

Benefactor Boyfriend!!!

HIGH AND LOW

Her name is dana and she fucks bugs

Tillertone

Caramelized Spikyak on Ramen

Spigot Rigot

Ricket Cricket

States of Mind: The Farewells

The Age of Blue

I cannot go where you have gone.

Blehhhhhhhhh

Thick stupidity still reigns within the united states

Of course thats without saying, but how many people must turn against him before we consider the only true option

Eye M-A-P Ness

I want to go to there

Dan Harmon meandered a corpse for two seasons

Poopbutt?

Random rambles:

Adventure Time didnt trick anyone into thinking its a good show

Tharja exposes the shallowness with consquences

You dont need a event to lose your faith

How could they have known

In a bag

Smoke blows.

How?

I need

Sobbing to sleep

Just

Vomiting sounds

Ooooha

Metal Gear Solid: Milkwalker

'What will happen to our company?' asked the Imagination Technology CEO

'Use your imagination' chuckled Tim Cook capitalistically

We're short this week

I didn't answer the phone because my ring tone is the chicken dance and if i answer i wont hear the whole song

www.police.cop

"I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't of accepted me if I hadn't come home with you or your sister. So now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, Ill deny it and they will take my side because Im a hero Morty and now your going to have to do whatever I say Morty....forever. And Ill go out and find some of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce Morty because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one arm man. Im not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. Im driven by finding that mcnugget sauce. I want that Mulan mcnugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes 9 seasons I want my mcnugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season 9, nine more seasons Morty until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce for 97 more years Morty. I want that mcnugget sauce Morty!"

Morning bingewads

Happy Anniversary Gone

FALLING FROM THE DEAD TREE

Monster

Eat it.

Ooh, la, la… look at mister fancy pants over here with a skull!

"It doesnt matter what I say or do because I'M in the goverment. I have stolen the handcuffs of several dangerous killers and put them around my cold dead hands because I know I'm a million times worse than what they'll ever be."

Murder she TWEETED

Whoops

guess this is my life now

This is not a love letter

BINGING WITH BABISH: FANTENDOQUEST

You copied me even though you couldnt

I should make a succubus character...

And I saaaid no anchovies

Im only human after all

Back 2 SCAD

A crush isnt entitlement



I dream of a day where i aint gotta listen to your dumb shit because you know it's stupid and harmful

im about to go comatose and attack

i wake up, covered in PISS

why lie around when you can LION around

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its a bed with a lion strapped underneath it

enjoy the savannas of africa with a lion bed! enjoy the free zebra meat your cuddly friend makes for you!

call 1-800-LION-BEDS now and we'll triple your offer

it's only $3000 and a insurance fraud away!

call and ask for our free trial period

got kids? downgrade to the lion cub couch cushion

they'll like it until they fall off and get mauled

thats the lion bed guarantee

so call now! that number is 1-800-LION-BEDS

http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Minerva_Campbell they're using my image for this page as of writing :D

Association of Southeastern Biologists

King of Godless Empires

I gotta see this manager!

Visible Fangs

Ghostbusters have a whole Universe, Multiple movies Planned

Kong and Godzilla become friends when they realize both of their mothers are named Mothra.

here's to neverending circles

figured it out

for maximum movement in fighting for men, they gotta fight nude and chop their dicks and balls off

I will call you out

Big dumbo big jumbo

Wolf Teen

Eat a big huge cock with your big huge steak

She killed the man in the vault

Talk about a disaster!

How big, how blue, how beautiful

Tomorrow is another day





Ah shit

It's the SWIMMING MAN

They call me... Mr. Multiple Stab Wounds

Blood Honey on the Milk Quartz

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Wild Moon 2 ft Go Fish

Make It Gold

Yikes Zone Part 2

CHIMERA PROJECT

Catalog of Ideas

Uh oh

Into the Kill

Their Stories

That better not be what I think it is...

Enter Priest Knight!

If we all try our best, we can make the future be less like 1984 and more like Brazil.

Zip ties make me die

Live you love

Make your happy ending

Cut out shades

Prius Tapir 2005

Cut and run motherfucker

Lets save undertale 2

Golde

Who am I to say

Cool.

AstralVision(tm)

Get out of here louie

Crap on the Carcass

Futureworld II

Love song

Motorized

Android

Phenodouble

Sentry

Eight more inputs

Ironmansucks

Tiger by my side

Life Itself

Without your noise

Zen Firefly

Panic my Attack

Year Z

Weregod

Tony the Tiger

Darkness before the dawn

Cuddle Cove, Population 2 in a room of depressed people

It looks bad, stop saying its something we dont understand

Throw your empire away

Just what I wanted?

I remember writing that last night, not two hours ago

Some kind of bleed

Living large

Midnight Snowman

Peel enough and you'll fall back

Young Pope 2: Younger Pope

Me.

Absurdism at its best

Upgraded

All my feelings laid bare

Lawyer Cage Fight

Call it magic

Cut me into two

10 Dollars and Two Cookies and Cream Chocolate Bars

Simpsonspede

Batman (Joe) Chill Out and Stop Killing Your Parents!

Burrito Filth

Dream Surveillance

It cannot be...

Oooo

That's right

Murder Man vs Captain Hypocrite

Astral Projection for Dummies

Clock man? Oh no....

Scratch scratch whos that ratch

Don't fetishize your sadness.

Bedtime is a crisis

Danny met Dakota looking deep in the wishing well

Personal companion

GOT EM

Friendly faces are always nice

Giant liver stole the mat bro

Trapped in a prism

Engrave your phone charger cable

i am not above eating cheese out of the garbage.

This isn't working.

PX3

Eliminate.

BIRD

We are not Nintendo

The Cave of Phases

You're alright doc

Yeah it's a real mess out here. We're gonna need the huge ambulance. Yeah, no. No. No, the huge- No. No. NO. Put Banana Guard #2 on the phone. Well go get him!

Jan 23rd, 7:30PM EST - S8EP1 - Two Swords

Jan 23rd, 7:45PM EST - S8EP2 - Do No Harm

Jan 24th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP3 - Wheels

Jan 25th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP4 - High Strangeness

Jan 26th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP5 - Horse and Ball

Jan 27th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP6 - Jelly Beans Have Power

Jan 30th, 7:30PM EST - S8EP7 - Islands, Part1: The Invitation

Jan 30th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP8 - Islands, Part2: Whipple the Happy Dragon

Jan 31st, 7:30PM EST - S8EP9 - Islands, Part3: Mysterious Island

Jan 31st, 7:45PM EST - S8EP10 - Islands, Part4: Imaginary Resources

Feb 1st, 7:30PM EST - S8EP11 - Islands, Part5: Hide and Seek

Feb 1st, 7:45PM EST - S8EP12 - Islands, Part6: Min & Marty

Feb 2nd, 7:30PM EST - S8EP13 - Islands, Part7: Helpers

Feb 2nd, 7:45PM EST - S8EP14 - Islands, Part8: The Light Cloud

SCOOT

Bye Bye Man La La Land

So I've been thinking about this lately. The 3DS is my favorite system of all time and I think part of is the invisible narrative created by the games that came out for it.

I started with Kingdom Hearts 3D. This is probably the prelude of what's to come later on but it sets up this idea of multiple worlds. You also get these Pokemon-like dream eaters that you take care of.

Kid Icarus Uprising is next. This game kind of builds off the action packed kingdom hearts 3d with what becomes the groundwork of Super Smash Bros. for 3DS.

Neither of these games has really established what will become your persona until Animal Crossing New Leaf. I think this is where the 3DS truly becomes great and settles down. You become mayor of a whole town. You take a extended vacation to Kalos.

Enter Pokemon X and Y. You have a little adventure and it kind of builds off all the past games. It's not the greatest journey but your sense of adventure comes roaring back.

Enter Awakening. You are a natural leader and you topple a evil king and learn your true heritage. The child of Grima.

A married person now, you enter back into a more settled life in a big apartment complex. Wacky shenigans ensue.

You are invited into Smash Bros and pretty much everyone you've met along the journey (and some new faces) battle either with you or against you. A true crossover after being teased for so long.

Ultimately you cant stay too long. You settle once again in Fantasy Life, albeit with a side if adventure. Smaller adventures happen but nothing to really write home about.

Fire Emblem Fates is a retirn to a land somewhat familiar. You realize your new hertiage as you realize you have been continually reincarninating.

After the heaviness of Fates, you head to Alola, which becomes a vacation gone mostly wrong when interdimensional terrors infest the islands. Save the world once again.

After everything you've gone through, you return to your old town. Nook offers a deal to restart all over with a new town. You could say yes or no but either way, your town has changed since you left.

It's imperfect. Nintendo never intended for there to be a invisible narrative and truth is, that I'm missing a lot. But there's a lot of reasons to truly love the library the 3DS has.

A 3DS is for making memories in the worlds you live in. No system will really ever have the personal feel that the 3DS has.

Suck on that metaphors

Slither boy

Slither boy wild

I suppose

Old Man Trump knows

Just how much

Racial Hate

he stirred up

In the bloodpot of human hearts

When he drawed

That color line

Here at his

Eighteen hundred family project

Go HOME

Slimy Tony and the Slime Gang

If those are A-cups then I'm concave

Post-human settings refer to works with a setting where humans have existed or still exist but are no longer a key part of the work, replacement beings superseceding them for the most part. Sonic the Hedgehog is a post-human setting.

Call the deal cheap

This way to the Ingress!

This way to the Egress!

Busy work

Let's be boring

Every day with that fucking spider

I cant keep doing this to you any more

Ban Bets are Not Allowed

Expand Donk City

Ohhhh you have to use a paintbrush

Andy you're a staaaar

Scalebound? More like Scaleddown

Bland McSupplebutt

Arley and Nemo

I care about the mannequin

Chop chop

Glory hole bob

And now, our other sponsor nerdbox

Kyle Reese fucked his own self to make the t5billion

Backer to Scad?

Back to scad

Going back to scad

I am sickly

She has many a dark secret

Bang bada zappa

Pineapple Juniors

Merry post-Christmas!

TESTE BOYZ

ZESTY BOYS

QESTU

ignore everything, nothing else matters except for us. all the time, every day.

fuck the stock market

Kill those damn buzzers

Rip chia boyz

2 damn tired

2 damn late

Elemental Journey?

Leader of the 2016 Dumb Ways to Die Purge on Fantendo

Ask me about my sinister sexual agenda

V A P O R W A V E

Meander with a gander

memed out

Earn your narrative

When you insert yourself into a narrative, the question quickly becomes "how do you benefit the narrative?" You have to earn the audience's trust much faster than a normal character. You have to exist in the narrative for a reason. You can't be boring, you can't be disrespectful, you can't be biased. This is hard to pull off and the easier solution is to not. You deal with two audiences, one critical of you and one critical of your existence in the narrative itself. You often don't own this narrative and exist as an outsider as opposed to a character; the narrative dissonance created by this is hard to look past. Suddenly the narrative these characters existed in before, where they had motivations and logic behind them, are exposed as gears in a machine. And when you don't fit in the machine...

Echoes across a bowl of tears

What can I say except "You're welcome"

Danny never wrote but he often cried

Marco👏Is👏A👏Trans👏Boy👏to👏Girl👏Don't👏Fucking👏Tell👏Me👏Otherwise

How much nonsense can i fit on the web of madness

Evil Exotoro steals comments from the good working folk

So I didn't want to have to make this but last night was another in a now long line of all nighters that my room mate is putting me through. These keep expanding into later and later and I keep thinking that at some point it'll finally stop but they keep happening. Not only does it keep happening, but he's the one that gets annoyed when I ask him when he plans on going to sleep. I'm not even trying to be rude about it but he gave me the especially snide answer of "a couple more hours".

Then it became my problem that I couldn't sleep past the angry clickings of the keyboard followed by lulls of silence that were followed up by loud clickings of the keyboard and maybe a cuss word or two. It's my problem I can't sleep when the giant computer screen illuminates what is otherwise perfect darkness.

I can't sleep through it because I'm not a heavy sleeper. One irregular sound or brightness change will usually wake me up. However this concept of how some people sleep is so foreign and impossible to my roommate he makes the insane suggestion I'm just not putting enough effort into shutting out his noise.

My other roommate sleeps through his alarm consistently and throughly so I guess it's not a problem for him. This, for me anyway, is insane and I'm literally clubbing myself in the head to maybe pass out and get some rest that way. Hasn't worked yet but maybe if he keeps it way past five I might finally accomplish this.

Every time, an alien loses their home and has to crash on Earth.

Six dollars for a fuckton of ice cream.

The Lunar Carnival!

Mfffph~

A Family trapped in a Dome!

17 hours, 17 guns, 17 women, 17 states, 17 robots, 17 rounds, 17 imperfections, 17th world saga

Do you think you're special?

Theres a god trapped in a cube.

A epic for our times!

Rippenson Sphere

Omleck viscous sphere

Im on my knees saying god help me please

We used to wait

Here comes the night-

Children are you learning

A night for naught

Here we go!

Is this real life? This is like a miserable nightmare, this existence I live.

Piano Fights, Juvenile Rights

Death Replacer

Skin flaking, bleeding tendons ripped, a hatchet over your head, treading a river of blood and a beating drum in my head

In the choir i see you with someone else

Hey FUCKO theres a SLUG behind you

Please mail me your hands

Too many tabs, too many tuesdays

helena is the greatest woman of all time -- athena hawkins