User blog:.vectorDestiny/HAPPY - A TRUE STORY

It was a lonely day, I just went to McDonalds at 9:00 PM, I found it weird that it was still open, they always closed at 8:00 PM where I lived, but then I noticed... it was Friday 13th. I went there, because I had a few bucks and I could buy a Happy Meal so why not. I bought, but the guy on the cash slowly told the price of the meal and when I mean slowly, I mean really fuck slowly because when he gave me the lunch it was already 10:00 PM. He said, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix and then he said siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix, $6,66 bucks for a Happy Meal? That's cheap. I went to my house all tired up because goddamn I just got up there for a hour straight just for a burger that I can eat in two seconds.

I went to my house, opened up by Happy Meal package and left it there on the table in front of my door, ate it and slept. I woke up in the next day did all the boring shit all over again and when I went on my house... and everything was organized! That's why I love ghost maids, they do the job and you don't even need to pay them. So it was 14th and I got a message saying "5 days left". What the hell.

All things happened again with the exception that the ghost maid didn't cleaned up my house because she was lazy or something. Another message, 4 days left. It is probably my cousin from Africa coming to my house.

4 days after, I got the last message "Today is the day". And so on, I went on my house and then the lights were out. I remembered... today was the last day to pay the eletricity bill, fuck I forgot that, then something jumped on me! It was my cat. Damn you cat don't scare me like this. When the lights were on, the Happy Meal package had grown eyes. "YOUR SOUL IS MINE", shit that was so scaring that I just threw the thing on the garbage and run it over with my car. From that day and on, I always remembered to pay my electric bill.

And I decided to begin a diet as well.

The End