Lapis Waifu Beach Party

Lapis Waifu Beach Party is a fucking stupid game by Exotoro. Fuck it, let's just roll.

"Gameplay"
Because we got to have some fucking gameplay to excuse this trash that was pushed out on to the Vita, commonly known as a softcore porn machine. Gameplay involves you fucking around in some minigames and shit. Volleyball, trampolines, water slides. Fuck, whatever gets them melons going, we're putting it in. You don't care though. You just wanna see them waifus. That's why you fucking paid top dollar for this shit. Special edition, 100 bucks at your Gamestop counter. You had to ask for it since they weren't putting that shit out on the shelves. They cringe as you ask for this shit. You open it up. Inside is the game and all the dlc, which is skimpier costumes for all your waifus. A body pillow cover, which is randomized so if you get one that you don't want you gotta buy another copy. We got you by the fucking balls, son.

Starting Waifus
The real reason you got this game. I see no other possible explanation on why you want this garbage. It has to be the waifus, and by god, there's a lot because this is a Exotoro game, son.

Secret Waifus
Some unlockable waifus, because otherwise you would have no reason to play the actual game.

God, You're Still Fucking Reading This Shit?
Seriously, why are you still reading this? This is the sextion where we talk about the games you play to see them melons bounce.

Reception

 * "It's sexist." - every tumblrtard ever
 * "It's kind of a retarded kind of brilliant, honestly." - Johnny Depp
 * "I'm just glad Ashoka is in this game. Kind of all I was asking for out of this game." - George Lucas
 * "How do I get past the main menu? I'm pressing the any key, but it's not letting me get past the title screen!" - DarkSydePhil
 * "WHY? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?!" - Slowbeef
 * "Not enough melon bouncing. Oh, and boob jiggling." - IGN.