User blog:Exotoro/STAR WARS 7: BIG LEAKS

YOOOO GUYS

here is all the stuff i know
 * han solo has been replaced with a constipated dog. still gives more of a shit than Harrison ford.
 * luke skywalker is now named kirk. also the millennium falcon has a sleeker look and is named the enterprise
 * in what is being called a bold move, star wars 7 will be entirely filmed with go pro cameras
 * snoop dawg lends his talents for a special song that plays thirty times during the movie
 * half way through, the film suddenly shifts to a eulogy for jar jar binks
 * the post-credits scene features a teaser for Marvel's Star Wars

star wars 7 is gonna be nuts, yo!!!