User:Sr.Wario/And then there was Happy

I was sitting at my computer desk on IRC chat, when someone linked to a video of the new McDonalds mascot, Happy. He was no one I'd seen before, and went under the name SMILE. I clicked the link and saw Happy's signature Happy Dance and laughed at how hideous it was. What a rip-off of the Despicable Me Minions. Then, I looked at the comments expecting to find a storm of trolling. Yet, everyone congratulated Mickey Ds for how creative and interesting it was. What?? I looked at the Yahoo main screen and saw every hot topic was Happy. Fleeing to my mail box, I found a message from someone known as "dothehappydance" with the subject "BE HAPPY". The message read "HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY". My mom then called me down, we were going to get lunch.

Relieved, I shut down the computer but I heard a faint whisper saying "Be happy." I ran down the stairs as fast as I could and got in the car. We drove off and heard Pharell William's song "Happy" on the radio. Become increasingly paranoid, I turned on my phone and began to play Angry Birds and realized that the name was changed to Happy Birds. Instead of killing pigs, the birds stared at me. Tucking the device into my pocket, I asked for a 4 piece Happy Meal(I was on a diet). Strangely, my mom and dad did as well. Of course, my brother would, as he was a young lad. But why them? We were handed our Happy Meals and opened them to see my nuggets. All normal. The nightmare was over. We all ate and my mom turned back to say "Delicious". But not all was right. Her face was just like Happy's. But the most terrifying thing of all? They forgot my barbaque sauce.