User:Athena Hawkins/absolutely stupid plot concepts


 * An average schoolgirl failing at her courses stumbles upon a dating app that magically brings people to your home once they're satisfied with your promises to be with them forever. The secret, however, is that all the women available on the app are secret succubi who are looking to sap the energy out of mortals to continuously fuel their beauty for all eternity! Things seem to be normal with the schoolgirl's woman of choice at first - she moves the schoolgirl out of her non-LGBT accepting home into a secret underground mansion, designs and dresses her up, and willingly goes to Olive Garden to eat with her. Every night of personal interaction, however, weakens the schoolgirl considerably, eventually making her crippled. When she's on the last strands of her life, the demon reveals herself and her real form personally - whether or not the demon decides to spare the woman and keep her as her captive forever or suck out her soul to finish her meal is up to the writer,,,
 * A monster disguised as a bed is tossed from house to house - between three days and a full week, the bed will eventually open its mattress mouth up from under the sleeper and gobble them up to fuel its own energy. After going to one's room to sleep for the night on that very bed, the door will always lock behind them, and roots from the bed will cradle around windows and door hinges to encourage the user to sleep on it. It will soothe them and speak telepathically to make false friends with them, then take them by surprise. It is then transferred from house to house, as legend has it that having it around results in "mysterious bad luck". All the blood and guts it consumes are drained out into the sewage - the bed is always required to be plugged into some house pipes so that the user can effectively utilize its toilet system (which is included within the bed).