User blog:DarkLordofStuff/Dark's Pop Song Reviews RELOADED episode 1: Wiggle by Jason Derulo ft. Snoop Dogg

OH FUCK YOU POP MUSIC INDUSTRY!

Seriously, what force of nature allowed the talentless fart called Jason Derulo to have 2 BIG HITS THIS YEAR? And you know what? They sound exactly the same....

Yes, Wiggle is basically Talk Dirty with everything good about Talk Dirty.... Ok, the one good thing about Talk Dirty removed, replacing one interchangeable rapper with another interchangeable rapper, and sticking asses all over the song. I swear, the worse type of "yeah you a hot chick gurl" song are the ones that ONLY TALK ABOUT ASSES.

This song just infuriates me. Thank god this song got off the Billboard Top 10, as now none of the songs on the Top 10 really bother me all that much. I mean, sure, All of Me is boring but at least it's sincere about it, and I really wanted to hate Rude by MAGIC! but I think I can forgive the dumb lyrics since everything else about the song is great. But yeah. There is no redeeming value I see in this song. It shouldn't exist, especially since we already have ONE annoying song about Derulo picking up chicks this year, we especially don't need TWO.

So those are my thoughts on that terrible, terrible song. I'm sorry if maybe I didn't go into enough detail on this song, and if that's true I might make a revised edition. Also, sorry for the delay on the Lucy review. That will be out at the latest by tomorrow. Anyway, see ya around, fellas!

....yeah no, I'm not using that as an outro.