User:Exotoro

The endless follows the empty

Follow them into the wild moon

How could they have known

In a bag

Smoke blows.

How?

I need

Sobbing to sleep

Just

Vomiting sounds

Ooooha

Metal Gear Solid: Milkwalker

'What will happen to our company?' asked the Imagination Technology CEO

'Use your imagination' chuckled Tim Cook capitalistically

We're short this week

I didn't answer the phone because my ring tone is the chicken dance and if i answer i wont hear the whole song

www.police.cop

"I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't of accepted me if I hadn't come home with you or your sister. So now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, Ill deny it and they will take my side because Im a hero Morty and now your going to have to do whatever I say Morty....forever. And Ill go out and find some of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce Morty because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one arm man. Im not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. Im driven by finding that mcnugget sauce. I want that Mulan mcnugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes 9 seasons I want my mcnugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season 9, nine more seasons Morty until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce for 97 more years Morty. I want that mcnugget sauce Morty!"

Morning bingewads

Happy Anniversary Gone

FALLING FROM THE DEAD TREE

Monster

Eat it.

Ooh, la, la… look at mister fancy pants over here with a skull!

"It doesnt matter what I say or do because I'M in the goverment. I have stolen the handcuffs of several dangerous killers and put them around my cold dead hands because I know I'm a million times worse than what they'll ever be."

Murder she TWEETED

Whoops

guess this is my life now

This is not a love letter

BINGING WITH BABISH: FANTENDOQUEST

You copied me even though you couldnt

I should make a succubus character...

And I saaaid no anchovies

Im only human after all

Back 2 SCAD

A crush isnt entitlement



I dream of a day where i aint gotta listen to your dumb shit because you know it's stupid and harmful

im about to go comatose and attack

i wake up, covered in PISS

why lie around when you can LION around

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its a bed with a lion strapped underneath it

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call 1-800-LION-BEDS now and we'll triple your offer

it's only $3000 and a insurance fraud away!

call and ask for our free trial period

got kids? downgrade to the lion cub couch cushion

they'll like it until they fall off and get mauled

thats the lion bed guarantee

so call now! that number is 1-800-LION-BEDS

http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Minerva_Campbell they're using my image for this page as of writing :D

Association of Southeastern Biologists

King of Godless Empires

I gotta see this manager!

Visible Fangs

Ghostbusters have a whole Universe, Multiple movies Planned

Kong and Godzilla become friends when they realize both of their mothers are named Mothra.

here's to neverending circles

figured it out

for maximum movement in fighting for men, they gotta fight nude and chop their dicks and balls off

I will call you out

Big dumbo big jumbo

Wolf Teen

Eat a big huge cock with your big huge steak

She killed the man in the vault

Talk about a disaster!

How big, how blue, how beautiful

Tomorrow is another day





Ah shit

It's the SWIMMING MAN

They call me... Mr. Multiple Stab Wounds

Blood Honey on the Milk Quartz

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Wild Moon 2 ft Go Fish

Make It Gold

Yikes Zone Part 2

CHIMERA PROJECT

Catalog of Ideas

Uh oh

Into the Kill

Their Stories

That better not be what I think it is...

Enter Priest Knight!

If we all try our best, we can make the future be less like 1984 and more like Brazil.

Zip ties make me die

Live you love

Make your happy ending

Cut out shades

Prius Tapir 2005

Cut and run motherfucker

Lets save undertale 2

Golde

Who am I to say

Cool.

AstralVision(tm)

Get out of here louie

Crap on the Carcass

Futureworld II

Love song

Motorized Android Phenodouble Sentry

Eight more inputs

Ironmansucks

Tiger by my side

Life Itself

Without your noise

Zen Firefly

Panic my Attack

Year Z

Weregod

Tony the Tiger

Darkness before the dawn

Cuddle Cove, Population 2 in a room of depressed people

It looks bad, stop saying its something we dont understand

Throw your empire away

Just what I wanted?

I remember writing that last night, not two hours ago

Some kind of bleed

Living large

Midnight Snowman

Peel enough and you'll fall back

Young Pope 2: Younger Pope

Me.

Absurdism at its best

Upgraded

All my feelings laid bare

Lawyer Cage Fight

Call it magic

Cut me into two

10 Dollars and Two Cookies and Cream Chocolate Bars

Simpsonspede

Batman (Joe) Chill Out and Stop Killing Your Parents!

Burrito Filth

Dream Surveillance

It cannot be...

Oooo

That's right

Murder Man vs Captain Hypocrite

Astral Projection for Dummies

Clock man? Oh no....

Scratch scratch whos that ratch

Don't fetishize your sadness.

Bedtime is a crisis

Danny met Dakota looking deep in the wishing well

Personal companion

GOT EM

Friendly faces are always nice

Giant liver stole the mat bro

Trapped in a prism

Engrave your phone charger cable

i am not above eating cheese out of the garbage.

This isn't working.

PX3

Eliminate.

BIRD

We are not Nintendo

The Cave of Phases

You're alright doc

Yeah it's a real mess out here. We're gonna need the huge ambulance. Yeah, no. No. No, the huge- No. No. NO. Put Banana Guard #2 on the phone. Well go get him!

Jan 23rd, 7:30PM EST - S8EP1 - Two Swords Jan 23rd, 7:45PM EST - S8EP2 - Do No Harm Jan 24th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP3 - Wheels Jan 25th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP4 - High Strangeness Jan 26th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP5 - Horse and Ball Jan 27th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP6 - Jelly Beans Have Power Jan 30th, 7:30PM EST - S8EP7 - Islands, Part1: The Invitation Jan 30th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP8 - Islands, Part2: Whipple the Happy Dragon Jan 31st, 7:30PM EST - S8EP9 - Islands, Part3: Mysterious Island Jan 31st, 7:45PM EST - S8EP10 - Islands, Part4: Imaginary Resources Feb 1st, 7:30PM EST - S8EP11 - Islands, Part5: Hide and Seek Feb 1st, 7:45PM EST - S8EP12 - Islands, Part6: Min & Marty Feb 2nd, 7:30PM EST - S8EP13 - Islands, Part7: Helpers Feb 2nd, 7:45PM EST - S8EP14 - Islands, Part8: The Light Cloud

SCOOT

Bye Bye Man La La Land

So I've been thinking about this lately. The 3DS is my favorite system of all time and I think part of is the invisible narrative created by the games that came out for it.

I started with Kingdom Hearts 3D. This is probably the prelude of what's to come later on but it sets up this idea of multiple worlds. You also get these Pokemon-like dream eaters that you take care of.

Kid Icarus Uprising is next. This game kind of builds off the action packed kingdom hearts 3d with what becomes the groundwork of Super Smash Bros. for 3DS.

Neither of these games has really established what will become your persona until Animal Crossing New Leaf. I think this is where the 3DS truly becomes great and settles down. You become mayor of a whole town. You take a extended vacation to Kalos.

Enter Pokemon X and Y. You have a little adventure and it kind of builds off all the past games. It's not the greatest journey but your sense of adventure comes roaring back.

Enter Awakening. You are a natural leader and you topple a evil king and learn your true heritage. The child of Grima.

A married person now, you enter back into a more settled life in a big apartment complex. Wacky shenigans ensue.

You are invited into Smash Bros and pretty much everyone you've met along the journey (and some new faces) battle either with you or against you. A true crossover after being teased for so long.

Ultimately you cant stay too long. You settle once again in Fantasy Life, albeit with a side if adventure. Smaller adventures happen but nothing to really write home about.

Fire Emblem Fates is a retirn to a land somewhat familiar. You realize your new hertiage as you realize you have been continually reincarninating.

After the heaviness of Fates, you head to Alola, which becomes a vacation gone mostly wrong when interdimensional terrors infest the islands. Save the world once again.

After everything you've gone through, you return to your old town. Nook offers a deal to restart all over with a new town. You could say yes or no but either way, your town has changed since you left.

It's imperfect. Nintendo never intended for there to be a invisible narrative and truth is, that I'm missing a lot. But there's a lot of reasons to truly love the library the 3DS has.

A 3DS is for making memories in the worlds you live in. No system will really ever have the personal feel that the 3DS has.

Suck on that metaphors

Slither boy

Slither boy wild

I suppose Old Man Trump knows Just how much Racial Hate he stirred up In the bloodpot of human hearts When he drawed That color line Here at his Eighteen hundred family project

Go HOME

Slimy Tony and the Slime Gang

If those are A-cups then I'm concave

Post-human settings refer to works with a setting where humans have existed or still exist but are no longer a key part of the work, replacement beings superseceding them for the most part. Sonic the Hedgehog is a post-human setting.

Call the deal cheap

This way to the Ingress!

This way to the Egress!

Busy work

Let's be boring

Every day with that fucking spider

I cant keep doing this to you any more

Ban Bets are Not Allowed

Expand Donk City

Ohhhh you have to use a paintbrush

Andy you're a staaaar

Scalebound? More like Scaleddown

Bland McSupplebutt

Arley and Nemo

I care about the mannequin

Chop chop

Glory hole bob

And now, our other sponsor nerdbox

Kyle Reese fucked his own self to make the t5billion

Backer to Scad?

Back to scad

Going back to scad

I am sickly

She has many a dark secret

Bang bada zappa

Pineapple Juniors

Merry post-Christmas!

TESTE BOYZ

ZESTY BOYS

QESTU

ignore everything, nothing else matters except for us. all the time, every day.

fuck the stock market

Kill those damn buzzers

Rip chia boyz

2 damn tired

2 damn late

Elemental Journey?

Leader of the 2016 Dumb Ways to Die Purge on Fantendo

Ask me about my sinister sexual agenda

V A P O R W A V E

Meander with a gander

memed out

Earn your narrative

When you insert yourself into a narrative, the question quickly becomes "how do you benefit the narrative?" You have to earn the audience's trust much faster than a normal character. You have to exist in the narrative for a reason. You can't be boring, you can't be disrespectful, you can't be biased. This is hard to pull off and the easier solution is to not. You deal with two audiences, one critical of you and one critical of your existence in the narrative itself. You often don't own this narrative and exist as an outsider as opposed to a character; the narrative dissonance created by this is hard to look past. Suddenly the narrative these characters existed in before, where they had motivations and logic behind them, are exposed as gears in a machine. And when you don't fit in the machine...

Echoes across a bowl of tears

What can I say except "You're welcome"

Danny never wrote but he often cried

Marco👏Is👏A👏Trans👏Boy👏to👏Girl👏Don't👏Fucking👏Tell👏Me👏Otherwise

How much nonsense can i fit on the web of madness

Evil Exotoro steals comments from the good working folk

So I didn't want to have to make this but last night was another in a now long line of all nighters that my room mate is putting me through. These keep expanding into later and later and I keep thinking that at some point it'll finally stop but they keep happening. Not only does it keep happening, but he's the one that gets annoyed when I ask him when he plans on going to sleep. I'm not even trying to be rude about it but he gave me the especially snide answer of "a couple more hours".

Then it became my problem that I couldn't sleep past the angry clickings of the keyboard followed by lulls of silence that were followed up by loud clickings of the keyboard and maybe a cuss word or two. It's my problem I can't sleep when the giant computer screen illuminates what is otherwise perfect darkness.

I can't sleep through it because I'm not a heavy sleeper. One irregular sound or brightness change will usually wake me up. However this concept of how some people sleep is so foreign and impossible to my roommate he makes the insane suggestion I'm just not putting enough effort into shutting out his noise.

My other roommate sleeps through his alarm consistently and throughly so I guess it's not a problem for him. This, for me anyway, is insane and I'm literally clubbing myself in the head to maybe pass out and get some rest that way. Hasn't worked yet but maybe if he keeps it way past five I might finally accomplish this.

Every time, an alien loses their home and has to crash on Earth.

Six dollars for a fuckton of ice cream.

The Lunar Carnival!

Mfffph~

A Family trapped in a Dome!

17 hours, 17 guns, 17 women, 17 states, 17 robots, 17 rounds, 17 imperfections, 17th world saga

Do you think you're special?

Theres a god trapped in a cube.

A epic for our times!

Rippenson Sphere

Omleck viscous sphere

Im on my knees saying god help me please

We used to wait

Here comes the night-

Children are you learning

A night for naught

Here we go!

Is this real life? This is like a miserable nightmare, this existence I live.

Piano Fights, Juvenile Rights

Death Replacer

Skin flaking, bleeding tendons ripped, a hatchet over your head, treading a river of blood and a beating drum in my head

In the choir i see you with someone else

Hey FUCKO theres a SLUG behind you

Please mail me your hands

Too many tabs, too many tuesdays