User:Athena Hawkins/hell

I don't even know if it's for "Fantendo Now" it's just a placeholder.

Unexpected Company is the (whatever whatever) episode in the third(?) season of Fantendo Now. It is the...*pauses* somethingth episode overall.

Synopsis
The Zaxinian Lifts characters make their grand debut into the Fantendoverse, or at least a few characters.

Transcript
UNEXPECTED COMPANY

Written by .snickedge

The scene begins high in the sky rather unusually, rain and thunder rolling across the skies as a series of castles and towers comes into view, the view getting a good look through the black mist shrouding it, chains and wrecking balls seen hanging off the edges of the platforms.

The camera pans into a giant castle tower held in the center of the vast, intimidating location, revealing the Radiant Hero of legend, Ike, and the "Zodiac Master", acknowledged as Zodiez. The latter was cleaning up the room of her husband, Fandraxono, whilst Ike was sitting down in a chair, watching her do so.


 * Zodiez: Hey Ike...


 * Ike: Yes?


 * Zodiez: How do you suppose no one from the universe below even bothered setting foot here in the Zaxinian Lifts?

Ike looked around the room, as if seeking for answers.


 * Ike: I do not know. I guess no one wanted to go up the chain linking these places together, ha ha. Or they don't see the value of this place...understandable as it's just platforms with chains.


 * Zodiez: Maybe we just need to give the proper introductions...but who's gonna go below our lands to make a good first impression of us? How about Valerie?


 * Ike: Sure...Valerie is a good idea, obviously...she just wants to have amateur sex with the other people down there...what a beautiful first impression idea, m'lady. Bravo.  You get all the applause.

Ike sarcastically clapped for Zodiez's answer, but was suddenly brought out this mannerism by a sudden movement of a shadow.


 * Ike: What was that?


 * Zodiez: I'm...not sure, to be frank.

Zodiez yawned and took a sip of warm cocoa before resuming her duties, but she too was off guard by a shadowy movement.


 * Zodiez: No more games!

''Zodiez held her special weapon, the Gem Turret, in front of herself, looking rather peeved by now. Ike tried to refrain from laughing as she looked around aimlessly and out of fright.''


 * Zodiez: Show yourself!


 * ???: Oh okay...fine...but you should actually try seeking around for people when they get to the other end of your room, hon.

''Ike turned around to face a red haired lady, who was pushing her ponytail back and rubbing her sides, shaking. He looked intrigued, but rubbed his eyes and stared at her in anger.''


 * Ike: Valerie!


 * Zodiez: Of course it's Valerie...she always gets to my pantry unnoticed...


 * Valerie: Alright, so I heard you guys talking from outside the room. So, you're saying you want someone to go greet the people of the Fantendoverse?  I can do that.


 * Ike: So you would, huh? In the thunder and rain?

Valerie laughed, as if taking what Ike said as a joke, infuriating him.


 * Ike: What's so funny about pointing out that you'll be going in dangerous weather situations?


 * Valerie: Look, I have bombed a Dunkin' Donuts to get myself free donuts and I got away with it. What makes you think I can't handle measly weather conditions.  Tell me, honey!

Valerie got real close and rubbed Ike's side, as if to prevent him from talking, and as much as the Radiant Hero struggled, he couldn't speak.


 * Valerie: Yeah I knew what you said was dumb...


 * Zodiez: ...I just sat here and watched that all unfold...so, you wanna go down and get welcomed by the other dudes, like...Tennu? Netnu?  Etunn?  How do you say it?


 * Valerie: Unten, yeah.


 * Zodiez: Have fun down there! When you come back, tell us how it went...some of us are dying for new homes!

''Zodiez laughed weakly at her cruel joke. Some people were truly dying to get at least land in some of the places in the Zaxinian Lifts, and the only place there with free land was Petrlob. Even then, the atmosphere is fatal to humans.''


 * Ike: And when you come back, that side rubbing you did...you'll get no sympathy from me!


 * Valerie: Then I'll be off, ciao!

Valerie winked at Ike and waved goodbye, jumping down a hole in the center of the room, descending a chain into the rather unfamiliar lands of the Fantendoverse.

TBA?