ThingsThatDoNotExistForAReason

ThingsThatDoNotExistForAReason is a list of things that do not exist for a reason. Please do not look into these things further, for they do not exist.

The list of the things

 * 1) Kentucky Fried Watermelon
 * 2) Anime Character
 * 3) The Purple Man in The Basement
 * 4) The Chair Boy
 * 5) Copyrighted by God
 * 6) Spinal Roaches
 * 7) The Eyes of the Sentry
 * 8) Citadel of Screaming Children
 * 9) Hanse Park
 * 10) The Flaming Orphanage
 * 11) Just a Bunch of Rats in a Box
 * 12) The Beforepeople
 * 13) Weaponized Heartbeat
 * 14) Twigsek