User blog:DoodleFox/Fall

"So, this is me."

"I'm a humanoid cat-person who always says "We all go mad here." Simple, huh? No, because it's not true. There is a girl here. Alice, I think? Oh well. But, truth be told, I like her. She's nice to me. Cares. Comes over for tea once in awhile. Says I'm NOT a villain."

"Well, after trying to stop a corrupt king from overthrowing the Queen Of Hearts, I'm about fall into a moat and die. Cats cannot swim. In fact, I'm going to drown. How unexpected. A villain turned hero."

"Well, here's the gig: After nearly killing Alice, I tried to redo my wrongdoings. And the King Of Hearts is riding a dragon. It's either the moat or the dragon. Not at all pleasent."

"And now, the Kingdom of Wonderland is going to die thanks to me."

"But I see chains."

"Opprotunity."