User blog comment:PabloDePablo/WINTER 2016 VOLTDOZZ FANDOM CENSUS/@comment-31319780-20160122165053/@comment-1598577-20160122165333

you're objectively wrong, eggnog is the best drink on this sinful earth

every december, jesus and santa fuse into an eldritch abomination and bleed eggnog on us, which is why it's only available around crimmustime