User:Athena Hawkins/Crazy Train

The Crazy Train is a brutal vehicle racing through the Zaxinian Lifts with its notorious crew piloting it through the tears of time and space, effectively making everything worse by being affiliated with the likes of whoever. Although they seem evil - and the train too - they are pretty much just chaotic neutral and don't actually mean much harm to the heroes, but they think that their master's plans are hilarious and they follow her.

The Train
The Crazy Train has a white skull face and a red-and-black schemed body, with several carts following behind it, most of them being passenger carries, the end of the train fading away, making the train appear to be a ghost. As a matter of fact, it glows an eerie red color. Are you terrified yet.

Crew

 * Java: The leader of the Crazy Train's crew, and a maniac who just steers the train. She's very lazy, unwilling to do much work, and just sits in her place all day.  When she needs to exercise, she just plays Wii Fit, although this skeleton doesn't necessarily need that exercise due to...not really having muscle or anything.  I dunno.  She gets along nice with people and likes drinking coffee with them (even when she can't even do that).
 * Sarcula: A vampire who flies around, mumbling words of sarcasm to herself and other people all the time as she propels the train forward. She is very greedy and likes money, attempting to get as much money from the few people who ever board their train as possible, and is OBSESSED by just playing with the coins all day long.  She doesn't really suck blood though because she finds human blood to be repulsive.
 * Zombae: A cute zombie who has her hair in a ponytail, a good dress...but the fact that she's a zombie turns people off. It's sad too because she's actually quite attractive and she's literally got everything else you'd want in her, especially because she adjusts her personality to suit others' atmospheres.  She is very active on the train of thought (HA) and comes up with ideas to make their home even better.  She is really kind but laughs at pranks and even deaths.
 * Izzie: A girl hyper and absolutely full of energy, never taking a second to breathe. She runs up and down the train, helping people out with whatever and playing video games or listening to music when alone.  As a slime girl people think she's kinda repulsive but she doesn't care because she couldn't let the world judge her when she can live longer than literally any of those people and keep the same good body.
 * Sugar: A humanoid literally made out of sugar. She sulks around the train, depressed because she has no traits other than tasting good, and often sits alone on the train, avoiding the parties her four other friends have.  She is quite depressed and comes off as passive aggressive or overall rude to the other people she meets.  You can befriend her by getting up to her, being nice, and letting her sit on you.

Trivia

 * SOMEONE ADOPT THIS THING