Nell Freezes Over (episode)

Nell Freezes Over is the fourth episode in the first season of Fantendo - Panderiz. It is the fourth episode overall. The episode seems to take place near Season 2 and it's canonical status is unknown.

Synopsis
Mistress Nell falls in love with Krystal Perez.

Transcript
NELL FREEZES OVER Written by Exotoro

Nell is giving the Threat a back massage as she looks through her messages.


 * The Threat: Ugh, more shit to deal with.


 * Nell: What's wrong, Vindy?

The Threat rolls her eyes.


 * The Threat: The brothers have another god on their side. A goddess, rather.


 * Nell: Another one?


 * The Threat: Can you believe it? It's a lightning "goddess" by the name of Krystal Pérez.


 * Nell: Sounds like a real piece of work. I'll get rid of her for you, my queen.


 * The Threat: Mmm... I'd rather have you concerned with the massage.


 * Nell: R-right. How could I be so stupid?


 * The Threat: I dunno.

The Threat enlarges a holographic picture of Krystal Pérez.


 * The Threat: Look at this asshole. Ugh.

Nell bites her lip.


 * Nell: Yes, look at her stupid, beautiful face...


 * The Threat: Hm?


 * Nell: Ugly.


 * The Threat: Hm.

Nell rubs her tentacles further down her back, close to The Threat's butt.


 * The Threat: That will be enough, Nell.


 * Nell: Are you sure?


 * The Threat: If I wanted sex, I would have just said so.


 * Nell: Heh... right.

Nell browses the database, looking for Krystal Pérez.


 * Nell: Need to find out where she is... hmm...

Vorplazz walks by her before walking back.


 * Vorplazz: If you want her sex tapes, they're in her throne room.


 * Nell: S-shut up! How do you even know that they're there anyway?


 * Vorplazz: Wait, shit, really? I was just making a joke.


 * Nell: Besides, that's not what I'm looking for anyway.


 * Vorplazz: Ah. That's surprising actually.


 * Nell: S-shut up. I won't hear any more from you, you tentacle faced fuck.


 * Vorplazz: O-okay! I'm going! Jeez.


 * Nell: Let's see... Krystal Pérez... Krystal Pérez....

Nell scrolls through hundreds of files before pin-pointing Krystal's location.


 * Nell: Bingo.

Vorplazz enters the room.


 * Vorplazz: Just getting a magazine.

''Vorplazz picks up a magazine with Shy Guy Yellow on it, looking clueless. The headline reads "Clueless Dork or Sexy Hunk?"''


 * Nell: I'm appalled by your scholastic choices.


 * Vorplazz: Phhh. Like I care what you think.

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