User blog:Exotoro/Which Mario Character Are You?

Characters will be given based off which number choices you picked.

1. Have you ever had a secret crush?

A. Of course

B. No

C. Not Sure

2. Something goes bump in the night. What the fuck do you do?

A. Stay in bed

B. Investigate

C. Stay in bed asshat, it's the wind

3. Do you ever get in trouble?

A. Only all the damn time.

B. Sometimes.

C. Never.

4. Do you believe in god?

A. Not a specific one.

B. Yes

C. No

5. Who would you kill if you were forced to?

A. Bill Gates

B. Dr. Dre

C. Danny Devito

6. Are you remotely athletic?

A. Yes...?

B. No.

C. Only remotely.

7. A bear is chasing you. What do you do?

A. Push me into the path of the bear.

B. Shoot dem bear with my shotgun!

C. Jesus fuck, I'm being chased by a fucking bear!

RESULTS

You actually did this quiz? Wow, I don't really have much to say, actually. I didn't think anyone would actually finish this so... uh...

You know what? You're not any Mario character. Don't define your life based around Toad or some plumber. It's ok if you want model your life behind Bowser though. I can get that.