User:Exotoro

The endless follows the empty

Follow them into the wild moon

Let's go!

Days of Victory will end on Friday

I remember the sound of the wind as I was falling asleep. The tree branches scraping the roof like people whispering. I arrived here one winter morning or maybe it was spring. I can't remember anymore. The mind plays tricks.

Papa had just died two weeks before. The ground was frozen where they dug his grave. Mama left a note in my suitcase telling me to do something that would make her proud. To be a good man. There were so many winters.

I came here because I wanted a home where I can find peace. Where I can be treated like anyone else. Where I can be anyone I want to be.

It wasn't always empty. They all had to come down here. People would line up here, holding their suitcases and their children holding on to them for dear life. They were young people and old people, families, lots of them, they were completely alone.

They waited their turn to reach the guard at the end of the hall. The guard would stamp your book and say "Go over there and welcome". I was one of them. When I got here I went into a huge room, doctors asking me these quick questions. A doctor comes to me and tells me "You've got to go back". I say "Back where?", he says "Back where you came from". I said "I've got to go to New York, I come for a new life". He says "No, you can't. You go to 'back home'". And I fight him. He doesn't listen, he says "Five minutes" and walks away. I grab my suitcase and I went and hid in the closet behind all these dressing gowns. And when it was dark, I went and hid somewhere else. And somewhere else. I stayed where nobody could find me. And a week became a month.

I had only one thing in mind. One place to be. Like you could fly if you had the wings. You could swim there if the current wasn't so hard. Lots of people try. And I tried lots of times to get there. I even tried to swim once but I only made a little way.

One night I met somebody else. She was hiding too. So we hid together. Living at night. And we talked about what we would be when got to the shore. What our lives were going to be like.

And one day she didn't wake up. So I took her body and put it in the water and... watched it float to where she wanted to go. And I was alone again. I'm sorry, it was so close.

There were all these millions of people who come through here. And I see them all. People of every color, shape and size. And I think about all those people who did. All of those that made it. Made it to some distant shore, where when they come up the beach or over a bridge or around to a road, they start to walk. And they start walking faster and faster. Then they are running. They made it. They were at last home. But don't get me wrong, I'm the ghost of all those who never got to get there. And the ghost of those who will never get there.

Letsa gooo!!

planning to get the next three chapters out by Wednesday.

Heeded my words not, did you? Pass on what you have learned. Strength, mastery, hmm…but weakness, folly, failure also. Yes: failure, most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.

still really tired what the hell

Too tired to work

May just save up chapters so they come out at a steady pace

What's going on with Victory? Where was the update last night?

So here's the gist: I want to get out Act 3 all in one go, more or less. As such... yeah, it won't come out in a timely manner like tomorrow, or even the day after that. That being said, I would like to get it done as soon as possible! Please be patient.

Ideas:
 * ARMS: The Next Generation - very interested in doing something with this but I feel like I do not have enough gameplay changes to it; im working on ideas though. I want to change up designs too, because I'll have redraw basically everyone, but turns out drawing ARMS characters is super hard
 * Metroid: Death in Red - this one is kind of... well, it's certainly something i want to do for sure, just not sure WHEN. i want to draw stuff for it first before jumping solidly on anything.
 * Marvel vs DC Dating Sim - Yeah, thats a doozy huh? I have only a couple of ideas for this but I think it's worth doing soon
 * Puzzle Game Idea - original ip, quicker game to make in all likelyhood

after days of victory is finished im taking it mostly easy for a bit, working on projects id like to work on without really caring what they are or really finishing them

if somethings fun and i want to work on it, i will. writing will still go steady but since finishing victory will easily get me up that word count, i should have a couple of free days to just take it real easy

get spanked

spank

one ground down

gonk droid for smash

you broke my heart, so ill break something of your's

teenage crystal eyes

miserable

Chapter 23 needs one more day in the oven. I hate to do this, especially since this means we likely won't finish Act 2 by the end of the year, but I'm exhausted and I feel like if I put it out now, I won't be happy with it.

I think the new plan might be to finish Act 2 and then take a bit of a break, nothing too long, and come back and finish it.

2017 has been a wild year

Stay safe, babe. I love you so much...

i want more adventure time collectibles tbh

Books I want to read:
 * Star Wars: Heir to the Empire
 * The Abyss Surrounds Us (was looking for lgbt books and this one sounds interesting as hell)
 * Requiem For Immortals

Speedway Lights

Sleeping well for a beast.

Things are looking pretty busy

Update on Days of Victory:

So these chapters just keep getting longer- I dunno how or why but they just do. I have 22 mostly complete, with 23 just barely started. 22 will come out on the 26th, i expect 23 to be done maybe on the 30th at this rate but I do want to get it out BEFORE then. 24 is expected to be really long, although all the chapters after this are planned to be much shorter due to their single character focuses for the most part.

The Paralogue will be done last I think. It's mostly to serve a knot around other character's stories and the events run concurrent with other events. Due to how this story is progressing, this is unfortunately the best way to do it; last. It will incentivize me to come back, i feel, at least to finish up the story and some of the character pages. I know some people are really wanting to see their characters and this is the best way to do it with characters that i added from earlier drafts in my head that dont really seem to have a place anymore.

That's all I got to say about that. It is getting done, don't worry. :>

ARMS is actually really fun what the hell

how have people been sleeping on this

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Motherboard this shit!

Look at Earth

My moveset title cards:



will link to them properly eventually. in the mean time, look at how pretty they are!

no measure

sky's getting wide

simple and clean

just tear it all down

Adventure Time Latest Episode Reviews (12/17/17 Bomb)
 * Seventeen - Finn finally has his seventeenth birthday, which has been kind of ignored by the show for a bit. In earlier seasons they would let him kind of age but the last two have been kind of ignoring his age as of late. This show is the only show where I audibly gasp at some of the weirdest callbacks and references, and the Green Knight showing up as a reference to the King Arthur tale is no exception. This episode was pretty fun for the most part and having Fern show up back from the grave as a villain is pretty much expected, as well as Gumbald showing up. Unfortunately, this episode kind of showcases that Gumbald is being intentionally written as kind of a weak villain, as he threatens to turn Bubblegum into a dum dum candy person but backs off once Marceline goes to protect her. A ton of menace but overall his actions are weak and pose no consequence, unfortunately. The ending was pretty funny and heartwarming though.
 * Ring of Fire - Kind of fillerish but I actually kind of liked this one a lot. I can kind of see why people might dislike this episode as it's just Tree Trunks going through her past but it helps characterize her a lot as well as showing some actual growth from her. Not a ton of plot developments but given how many of the plot developments in this bomb come from a weak villain, I'm okay with this episode standing on it's own.
 * Marcy and Hunson - Finn gets a new Nightosphere blade in this episode, which was hinted all the way back in "Orb". It's not a big focus but it does wrap around to the climax of this episode where one of it's abilities was showcased, which is neat. Overall this episode I wasn't really feeling. Hunson kind of is characterized in a way where he's more of a bumbling dad that has evil impulses but still geuninely cares for his daughter, which is alright I suppose, but Hunson doesn't really make a ton of changes. Cousin Chicle mostly serves to push a conflict that's more external than the conflict between Marceline and her dad that ultimately serves kind of a moot point. I dunno, I may have to rewatch this one because I wasn't feeling it, especially as this serves to make it look like Marceline gets more and more neutered of a character from the early seasons.
 * The First Investigation - Favorite episode of the night. Adventure Time rarely dabbles into Finn and Jake's childhood, and this does it in such a cool way. What is originally a paranormal investigation quickly turns into something that would fit into a cool Star Trek episode, where time is beginning to overlap on itself in echoes. Getting to see and hear about Finn and Jake's childhood more directly is a nice touch and there's a lot of twists that I didn't see coming. Adventure Time is really good at making that 11 minutes count, and this episode really takes advantage of every second it has. The episode's ending is intriguing but kind of done in a cliffhanger way; that said it assures us that everything is going to be okay. It's a very sort of subdued cliffhanger, the likes I haven't really seen before.

Alive and naked from the waist down

Like pigs to the sandwich!

ReAligned

Have a swell day, sir!

Hyper Omega Super Blast Forms

Death in bloom

Falling back on your old omens...

Always time to fall in love

There is always time in the Street Fighter world. Keep hope alive for the Karate Clown.

Bap, Bap, Bap! Bothans down!

Honestly not sure why so many people put stock into what I say and it kind of feels bad

A ARMS erotica I wrote is up on Ao3 if you can believe it

http://archiveofourown.org/works/12840834

A lot of the teams that are working on projects are taking a winter break; the Victory team will be resuming work this December and I'm exclusively putting my focus on them that month. Call it the Road to Victory event, I guess. Current projects on hiatus:
 * Super Mario: Elemental Journey
 * Super Wario Odyssey
 * Super Smash Bros. Discord

Projects going on hiatus after 11/30
 * Kingdoms of Fighters B: Fight for the Future
 * Super Mushroom Fusion
 * The Age of Brave and Bronze

Projects being worked on after 11/30
 * Fantendo Smash Bros. Victory
 * FantendoQuest and other Fantendoverse materials; these will require work so that Victory seals completely.

Road to Victory

3/15 chapters left to do

Do some character pages aim for ten 1/10

Start work on survival mode

"Come on, let's fuck." stated Angelica. She twirled her blonde hair with her fingers, her body pressed against the back of her chair as she glanced at Timothy. She was utterly naked and her ass was in Bianca's face, which both disturbed and somewhat aroused the girl in a grey superhero costume that had a owl motif.

"It's not sex with the gods though, that's what I desire." stated Timothy. Timothy wished for painful bliss with the gods in the sea of blood.

Angelica puffed on her giant cigar. "I'm horny. I'll fuck somebody." she stared at Bianca, who looked away in shame.

Dream Catalog Entry Nine

Had a dream about some adult cartoon that involved people living in hell and having really painful sex with alien gods. One boy was really interested in this while a girl who would show up to class naked smoking a cigar really wanted to jump his bones and also there was like another girl who wore a superhero suit? For some reason the teacher didnt care about actually teaching the class and often would compliment or insult his students looks

I'll keep coming.

Catch these hands

Dream Catalog Entry Eight

This somehow began like Jimmy Neutron episode: There was church that was abandoned and we bought the land to turn it into a school. Somehow it turned into a story where I turned it into my home, and then it became a home and shelter for LBGT teens that were cast out of their homes. I just kind of kept finding the irony in it; a church converted into a shelter for LGBT teens.

I don't really remember much aside from falling in love with a 2B cosplayer, but she didn't seem interested in me.

what's this, what's this? some kind of a trick with a twist?

i get this sense of dread all the fucking time now

Revengance of the Sith





Neopets is starting to pick itself up again after a rough bit...



Baboo

Road to Victory begins. Did my last updates on Kingdoms of Fighters [B] and it's possible I might be able to finish these last two chapters for The Age of Brave and Bronze sometime in the future since those are in the works. Obviously not the end of the story there, but Victory takes the entire fucking month, no ifs or buts.

to be frank, i kind of ship rosalina x mario but only in kind of a "they sneak off to fuck" kind of way

like in my mind, its just a secret relationship, maybe mario's cheating on peach or something but peach is cheating on mario with bowser or somebody else. nobody's happy.

it feels so fucking edgy but at the same time that's kind of the only way i can see it

the age of the bronze and the bold is kind of going slow because im working on multiple chapters at once

Working on Victory in december. i can't promise anything but i will do my best to get the story done by january 1st or before

look out in the garden, you'll see something waiting

frankly i feel if you're gonna discuss jontron, it should be fair fucking game to also discuss his horrendous views because his videos arent just some dude reacting to something, it's him reacting to that content

i know its not easy to give up on stuff you like just because the person is shitty, god knows how hard i try to steer clear of nick bertke (pogo) these days but hoisting jontron up as either a comedian or video maker ignores his ignorant views

here is what he has said


 * Foreigners dilute the gene pool
 * Black crime in America is the same as in Africa (like, he fuckin' brought this up TWICE)
 * Racial issues can be summed up via mixing different colors of paint
 * Statistical data means nothing because Clinton lost the election
 * Destiny wants to kill black people
 * Black Lives Matter is a violent organization
 * the richest black man commits more crimes than the poorest white man
 * Tribalism is a valid theory
 * Immigrants are destroying every single country they are let into
 * America is gonna become Mexico
 * Racism is over
 * Muslims are organizing to make it seem like Christians are protesting abortion clinics

Adventures into the Unknown

Them's Fightin' Words!

oops

Just came back from Justice League, here's what I thought:

DC has something promising on their hands now, even if this movie is a complete mess. In a single sentence, that's what I would give this movie. I used to be a huge DC Fan but the Marvel Films really showed me their full roster of heroes with the Avengers and that film just completely won me over. Justice League probably won't do that for anyone, but it is what it is: cobbled together from the efforts of a bunch of directors who were doing different things.

The ending gives me hope for the most part. We have a renewed Superman that at least understands what the concept of the character is; a being far greater than the sum of his parts, someone to look up to. He's not quite there but there's absolutely some potential to him and his role in the movie was legitimately maybe the only thing that truly interested me.

Flash needed his own movie before he came in. The character just isn't that strong when he's being introduced in this movie with three other heroes and the comedic timing for him is awkward and forced. A lot can be done with him to beef him up. He's not a lost cause but most audiences tuned out to this version of the character, especially if they've been watching the Flash TV Show.

Cyborg was a little more interesting than I gave him credit for but he absolutely felt a bit squandered too. There's nothing really going on that's interesting to his character and he basically acts a plot device; there's a scene where literally he shoots Superman because he's forced to and get the plot rolling back up again.

Steppenwolf is truly one of the worst villains I've ever fucking seen in one of these superhero movies, even giving Thor: The Dark World's dark elves a run for their money, because at least the portal fight scene was engaging and creative. Steppenwolf has the same plan as Zod and while the film tries to build him up as unbeatable, he just doesn't have anything interesting going on. The way he was killed was kind of different I guess, because it wasn't just a giant laser or whatever, but he looked awful, the writing for him was awful, and overall he's non-existent as a threat.

Wonder Woman was okay in this. Like I said, if Flash had his own movie, I'm sure he would have come across better too because Wonder Woman is mostly getting by in this movie. She doesn't really have a lot interesting scenes or lines and her best scene in the movie is the first fight she has. It just shows how much better of a hero than she is than this version of Superman. However, nothing is really built off that.

Batman was very meh in this. Really not a lot to say. Both the commissioner and Affleck try to play up a comedic role to the point where I legitimately had no idea they were different characters. Any sense of drama from the last grunge fest of a movie that Batman v Superman was is kind of killed by the fact this movie treats the events like they happened very very differently.

Aquaman... I have no idea what they were going for with him. He legitimately had no impression on me. They tried to play up a rockstar angle to him but also like a cryptid angle? There's something there but this movie is just... bleh.

Good scenes were towards the end and I recommend either looking up the scenes where Superman comes back or the scene where Flash and Superman have a competition to save the most people.

Everything else? Amateur hour Justice League. There's some promising stuff but Marvel is just doing a much better job.

Also the Amazonians in this were all wearing bikini armor for some reason? Was there a orgy before this? What the hell?

Will I be over?

the mick's pretty fun as a pg-14 always sunny

bloody blowjob

nobody hit me up with whether or not i should or shouldnt have sex scenes so im just doing it

you dont blow it

Honestly hit me up as to whether i should or shouldnt have sex scenes

Honestly i kind of think too much as to whether i should or shouldnt have sex scenes in the stories im writing now; like full blown show it

Zipley

Lipley

ripley’s believe it or else

Is this the afterlife

COWBOY CAVIAR

SUCKIN ALL THESE DICKS IM ON THAT COWBOY SHIT

BREAKIN ALL THE PLATES IN THE PLACE WITH MY COWBOY WHIP

SLURPIN ALL THE PASTA BETWEEN MY COWBOY LIPS

Into the Twilight Zone

Blood on your knuckles Trickles down the forearm Your eyes open



No pressure

“Take Your Monster A bath” — Monita , On the Ipad Screen

Big minecraft

Rubert Soda

Let's restart

do you feel my heart awakening

write what you know

why did i write that? im not going to the movies?

going to the movies

Blue Bear Dick

A little lost

i didnt really write today which is unfortunate

To the Next Kingdom

T.A.S.T.E

Nanowrimo is going well. Working under a new rule set that will work for me; completing a short story will let me add the word count from before but i cant add it until its completed.

God i wanna dissect this thing like a frog because its so stupid and im pretty sure most of it is meant to be serious, which arguably makes it worse

Like, really? What kind of absudist reasoning is this? You're only here for the jokes? The wiki is less active in your eyes because theres not some lame punchline that is our lives you can mindlessly spit out over and over until it has no more meaning? That's like, a clown's way of looking at the world. That's why they stab people.

into something else

Into the woods

lets go nanowrimo

Man, i wish i was able to do more for the holidays but i got school stuff to do and im sorry

wildcard

Into the restless unknowns

brainy tongue

I feel like shit

what am i even doing

is pauline tired of me looking for secrets yet

Super Mario Odyssey is pretty great

Peed in super mario odyessey



the thought of having another day with the same two classes tomorrow gives me chills

tired as fuck, living on the moon is a chore.

that said, resetera is pretty much everything i want it to be. the people and things i didnt think would come back came back and the community is fucking thriving. its a good day to reset.

I set you on the stony path

wanna know the reason? i do too

you come in soft and you dont believe

I dream of things that never were

There I go, feeling bad

I guess NeoGAF is dead now

I mean, unless something happens like ownership is handed to more cable hands, this is kind of it.

which SUCKS, neogaf hosted some of the best forum threads and discussions on its grounds and now its gone.



10/20 storyboards

Cut it loose

Heysuta nojikata

Bouncing on that astral plane

Mr. Thindlethorn?

Mr. Thawhorne

Mr. Thimblehorn

Mr. Thumblethaw

Fun fact: disney traded a real human for their fictional rabbit Oswald

that's right; they traded Al Michaels, a ESPN sportscaster, essentially for the rights to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and his cartoons.

We's done with the comic

Mirrorman

miramax

Characters considered returning for the remake (may cut some of these):
 * Classic Mario
 * Classic Luigi
 * Amy Rose
 * R.O.B.
 * Simon Belmont
 * Ryu Hayabusa

Characters NOT returning for the remake:
 * Cosmo
 * Waluigi
 * Agent M
 * Proto Man

Characters that may or may not come back:
 * Mega Man

F.E.A.R has two meanings

Forget Everything And Run

or

Face Everything and Rise

i really screwed up this time and theres not gonna be anything really from me for a while

Thunder ozo

Don't forget about Crow

Season 4 was simply a set up for Season 5

zortch!!!! zapped in the balls!!!!

toxicity in fandoms kills everything in it

something for a later review to chew on:

I remember not liking Flame Princess at the beginning because it felt like it was a repeat of Marceline's arc with Finn; a crush on a girl that's maybe not good, maybe even a little evil at sometimes. Obviously now I feel a little differently but I always felt like the advertising set me up to not really like her

here's the question

to me the point where the simpsons goes downhill is where they begin referencing themselves in some kind of weird boxed universe where everything revolves around the iconography of the single digit seasons

why does edna krabappel have a monopoly set in the simpsons universe, why is there a homer strangling bart icon on the telephone

i mean, season 13 is basically the real turning point if you think about it and it never really picks up the pieces from there



twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance, twist the head to drink your sustenance

on a scale of marvel never releasing the infinity war trailer to mark ruffalo livestreaming thor ragnarok how good are u at keeping secrets

Cant say "you mean well" in 2017. It's "you meme well" now

Dry lips, heavy head

It really doesnt take much

Feel like people are holding grudges against you? Don't act like you're literally five years old and spam in a off-site chat

Happy birthday Bart

The powers that be told me to catch these hands

Huge shame that Dunkey's last two videos have been outright cookie cutter content with nothing interesting to say. His game criticism stuff feels like it's stuck in 2009.

Life is heavy

A story told in three acts:
 * Act 1: A young man is born in Asia and discovers god through medication, his people choose to uphold god's law no matter how strict the testament is.
 * Act 2: A young man is born in North America and is surrounded by false doctrine that all claims to be the real word of god. Through prayer, he discovers god. His people choose to uphold god's law no matter how strict the testament is.
 * Act 3: The descendants kill each other despite the fact they are brothers. A woman grazes a young child with a rock and his lip bleedth out. This takes place at a Burger King in China. Jesus returns to the flesh and saves no one.

Tongues tied into the limestone

“Rick and Morty’s Dan Harmon, what are YOU doing here!!?!!?!”

-BoJack Horseman, as Bart Simpson in “Lisa is Sad”

BORN TO DESCEND ZEON IS A FUCK Descend Em All 2008 I am sad man 410,757,864,530 DESCENDED GODS

When the hole is lit with fire

so that szechuan sauce promotion ended up being a pr disaster

glad that i havent heard of any riots in the savannah area at least

Rick and Morty Season 3 in Review

Rick and Morty Season 3 is by far the most densest season of the show it has ever produced; what was originally stated to be 14 episodes ended up being ten. What ended up being the season finale wasn't intended to be. The fandom became the worst it's ever been and made the show a subject of ridicule and derision. It'll probably be the last season to really be as celebrated as the last two mainly because the public as large is growing tired of it.

What do I think about this season? Let's break it down, episode by episode.
 * The Rickshank Rickdemption - After months of speculation, Adult Swim put this episode out on April Fools without any warning and without any prior tells. It's great season opener that manages to wrap it's plot threads in a climatic fashion. The cinematic feel this episode has can not be understated, it's easily the best Rick and Morty has ever looked. Great episode that's a lot of fun and the perfect way to start a season 3.
 * Rickmancing the Stone - Episode 1 ends with a serious status quo change effecting the whole family and this episode attempts to explore it with some mixed results. Rick trying to control the kids and failing helps at least ground the character back into reality as opposed to his chaos god form from last episode but ultimately the episode falls back on it's climax which feels perhaps a bit too lengthy. Morty's B-Story is honestly the most interesting thing about the episode.
 * Pickle Rick - Still somewhat on the divorced tangent that episode 2 explored, this episode only really has Rick to push it's crazier side which it does in the most gory and liberating way. The B-Story revolves around Beth becoming cornered by a psychiatrist when she comes in to see about Summer's glue huffing problem and Morty peeing his pants in class. Rick ultimately takes a couple blows in the end on a physical and mental level, but he shrugs it off. The ending is seriously haunting. I think this is honestly a great episode.
 * Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender - Yeah, this one is... Rick and Morty's attempt at reaching out to the the cynical people who don't like superhero movies? I don't think you can call it a parody of really anything because the story never really uses any established tropes of the genre beyond character archetypes. The character designs of the Vindicators are pretty nice but they lack accomplishments so the idea of them being evil or at least bad isn't really a shocker. There's some good jokes but ultimately it's not a great episode at all and feels disoriented towards the last act.
 * The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy - A weak B-Plot with Morty, Summer, and Beth but a strong A-Plot with Rick and Jerry. The show has to finally confront Jerry and what he means to Rick and by extension the entire show and the show does a good job pitting the two up and against each other in a believable fashion. It's more or less the Mortynight Run of the season but not nearly as many deaths but still has plenty of fun for the most part. The B-Story is a bit weak but it's not the weakest B-Plot the show has done. Good episode.
 * Rest and Ricklation - A incredibly intriguing concept that the show sticks to and gives plenty of depth and stakes to. While Toxic Rick's plot is more of a superhero movie trope than anything in Vindicators, it's still a good episode that explores the various parts and mechanics of the characters while separating them in two halves. We need both the toxic and healthy parts of ourselves to basically live or we're just a husk of ourselves. Great episode.
 * The Ricklantis Mixup (real title: Tales from the Citadel) - The episode really extends it's length to tell multiple stories all centered around the citadel of Ricks and Morties. There's a lot going on but it all works and it's all successful for the most part. Good episode with a tease that ultimately goes nowhere this season but it had no bearing on season 2 either.
 * Morty's Mind Blowers - Obstinately, a episode centered around jokes and clips we never got to see. It reframes the entire show in a way around the idea that Rick and Morty have been erasing and storing memories in a way that makes Rick out to be a petty control freak that makes sense with his character and it has a lot of good moments without sacrificing a need for a real plot. Good episode.
 * The ABCs of Beth - I'm not sure why this episode isn't hated more than Pickle Rick or Rickmancing of the Stone. It really feels like it's trying to be way too smart about it's own plot which alleviates the A-Story of most of it's tension and has to scramble to add some aspect of mystery as to whether Beth is now a clone or the real thing. The B-Story is alright but it makes the same conclusions about Jerry that we already saw and know in The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy. Even the post-credit scene feels incredibly lazy. It's a episode that most plainly combines Justin Roiland's love for shock humor with Dan Harmon's love for characters that just tell the audience what they are and how they feel about that but doesn't bother to mix it together. The episode bothers to tear off Rick's arm but just gives it back with no explanation when Beth re-confronts Tommy, which feels like this episode in a nutshell. The only episode I dislike out of this entire season is probably this one. There's just not much going for it and what is there it feels too "smart" to actually confront, which is just hypocritical for a show that did a episode about a music competition judged by giant heads in space and Ice-T is revealed to be from a alien race that resembles letters of the alphabet.
 * The Rickchurian Mortydate - A funny episode with a lot going on, where it limps to ending because it decides not to go with any status quo change except to bringing the show back to Season 2. The President vs Rick and Morty is fun stuff that gives Rick and Morty a enemy that's always one step behind them but still poses enough of a threat that Rick doesn't dismiss it immediately. The ending really is the weakest part of the episode and it could have probably been done better in a multitude of ways but it has it's moments.
 * Season 3 Overview - A solid season with a string of hits towards the middle. What could have been strong episodes are killed by a "too smart for this" attitude towards some of the plots. This season is far from bad but can be somewhat challenging to really get through without groaning at some of the decisions it tries to make. Summer is extremely underutilized this season and feels like the writers have no idea what to really do with her sometimes. The writers try to explore Beth but can't seem to really find anything good about her which just makes her feel kind of unmotivated and unresolved. The season starts really strong, falters, picks up, then lets down, and then for a solid string episodes puts out some really great content before falling onto it's face and trying to pick itself up. For next season I hope that Harmon and Roiland don't spend too much time thinking about episodes; the biggest flaw this season is that every episode feels like it's supposed to be 40 minutes long instead of 20 and it shows.

I'm really really sorry

im just exhausted ya'll sorry

I work myself like machine and soomer or later I'll fall apart

Insanity

anyone curious about how they're gonna die tonight?

AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Peer longing

14 episodes left for season 1!

"honestly i had a dream that like, there was a bonus ending to dark knight rises where bruce decide to be batman again and he was fighting crime and there's was a cutaway that like, he was thinking about having his dick sucked while he was batmanning "

"also at one point he was in full batman gear and he poked his head out from behind a corner and he was smiling really wide"

"oh wait now i remember! he was poking his head out from behind the big batman statue they unveil at the end of dark knight rises"

"the only other detail i can distinctly recall from my batman dream was that he was fighting criminals in this like, old west saloon where people keep dropping down from the top floor " - pablo

Mario 64 V2 Concept

Basically this would be a updated version of Mario 64 DS with a lot of fixes.
 * Proper analog control
 * Waluigi, Rosalina, perhaps some more characters could be added? Waluigi would only be added in because of his rumored role in the DS Game, much like Luigi's appearance in Mario 64 DS. Rosalina feels like a natural fit to me; perhaps there could be a more lengthy post-game. I don't really wanna add Toad.
 * Collecting stars doesn't boot you back to the castle, rather you can choose when you do. Obviously some stars wouldn't be able to collected unless you went back to the castle but maybe like the Tower in Whomp Fortress could spring out from Whomp King's body when you defeat him or something.
 * Perhaps more could be done with the post-game so to speak. There only so many stars to collect after Bowser and after Yoshi is gone from the roof there really isn't a ton to do. It would be neat to see Princess Peach infiltrate Bowser's castle with his own set of paintings, yeah?

Itchy, Scratchy, and Poochie is one of the most remembered episodes of the Simpsons, due to it's meta-satirical nature and it's jokes. While the jokes most remembered about Poochie are the people who react to him, hardly anyone remembers the Homer aspect of the episode. In a way, it's easier to boil his character down to what he was supposed to be: a standard parody of the new characters in TV Shows who detract from the show with their inclusion.

But you don't hear a lot about the final words Poochie asks. This scene asks the audience for a final chance of redemption. Homer saw himself in Poochie, or at least the thing he wanted to be. He wanted to be a cool jock, he wanted to be loved. He feels unwanted. He knows he's off-putting and wants to make amends.

''Hello there, Itchy. I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish I would go away. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry. But if everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog that nobody wanted, I know we can make them laugh and cry until we grow old together.''

The line delivery by Dan Castellaneta gives the scene such a strange weight; you never hear Homer this desperate, this hungry to be loved. Of course, he would feel that way considering his character is going to be killed off but there feels like there's a real sense of weight...

Of course, Poochie could never work in the show, both on a meta-narrative level and in the show's universe, that's the simplest reality here. But there's a tragedy and ethos that I see rarely discussed to those stuck with a Jar Jar Binks to their name, a Sparky the Fairy Dog, etc. The people around Homer failed him because they never cared. The writers failed him, the higher ups failed him, and Homer has to lug around that weight because they failed.

apple seriously let me reset my fucking password you fucks

ios11 still suckkkkssss and now im probably logged out forever

ios11 suckssss

Singing to you, love

Soft echoes

Bursting at the seams

Into the party

The ABCs of Beth honestly haunts me in a way I haven't really been able to explain...

Doing Adventure Time Critiques over on Fantendo:

http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Exotoro/Adventure_Time_Critiques

The longest fucking sunday

I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT ANY OTHER ANY OTHER WAY I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT ANY OTHER ANY OTHER WAY I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT

👁_👁

The Cosmic Tuning Tower is a collossal tower built and designed by Alexander Luthor Jr. of Earth-3 to replicate various vibrational frequencies to replicate various Multiversal Earths during the Infinite Crisis. Based on the "tuning forks" used by the original Monitor during the Crisis on Infinite Earths that were used to merge the surviving multiversal Earths into one to strengthen them against the Anti-Monitor's Anti-Matter wave, Luthor's tower is designed to cause the opposite effect; separating the Earth's as part of his plan to create the perfect Earth.

Built with the remains of the Anti-Monitor, the tower was located at the North Pole, under the ice where the original Fortress of Solitude once stood. Due to its nature, the tower required the power of magic to run and so Luthor had Eclipso manipulate the Specter into destroying the bulwarks of magic so that he could tap into the resulting rampant magic power for the tower. He next needed an advanced computer to process the vibrational frequencies and so abducted the Brother I satellite and gave it sentience for this purpose. He then needed to find examples of the frequencies to replicate, abducting various people who once lived in each Earth and plugging them into the tower. Once all was complete, Luthor rose the tower above the ice and used his own Antimatter powers to begin reforming the Multiversal Earths in an attempt to locate and/or create the "perfect Earth" to replace the current one which he designated as being corrupt due to its darkness.

Eventually discovered by the heroes, the prisoners of the tower were freed by Nightwing (Richard Grayson) and Wondergirl (Cassandra Sandsmark) while the tower itself was destroyed when Superboy (Kon-El) and Superboy-Prime rampaged through it as they fought each other. With the tower's destruction, the Earth is reformed into one singularity again, although it would later be discovered that the Mutliverse had indeed been recreated.

After getting her brains banged out by a couple of Black Egrets, Parasoul learns of the Obelisk and immediately feels it needs to be destroyed. She gets dressed and then gets to work.

They call her Bearskin

Banana Pepper Island

why do androids need clothes, just program out the shame

"sness" i say. each time the cursed word passes my lips a small, perfectly smooth orb of gray matter accompanies it. i have a gumball machine for a head to think that "sness" is a good word to say

Into the darkness out from the light

wooo!

something in my head hurts when i touch it

TUMS festival

Ayuuup missed it again

Chocobono

Dragon's Sigma

You don't possess her. Get over it. Enjoy the rest of high school.

leaving soon

Why does it hurt this time?

haaaah boi

if you want to beat gaston, i suggest inhaling five dozen eggs

if i told you to go into the jungle where gorillas live you’d be able to find one pretty quick, but you wouldnt even look, because you’re afraid of learning the meaning of strength.

mario cant even piss in sunshine, which is just unrealistic with how much the game focuses on water

im a huge waste of fucking space

we're all disgusting human bugs festering on digital trash

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I cannot explain it any other way

Burn the Pictures

close the curtain

Death is Rose

Painted Ruins

Ugh, sack of shit

Sleep well beast

The woods are dark and scary

but the only way out is through

Going to the bank at 9 am

Heading to a running thing for my brother at 6pm

Get KRUNKED

boy am i exhausted from writing what's already been written

dead to rights

"Who's next?" asked the audience of this game, eagerly awaiting a good character. I laugh manically. There is no mercy in the kingdom without a god.

"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" I shout as I shrink into a bag of corn

Don't stop

eggman??????????????????????!

Hopefully fantendo doesnt go back to shit

god im such a klutz ugh

Labis

Rescue, Rescue

Big Demon

Rundown of Libraries on Switch and PC:

Switch:
 * Zelda: Breath of the Wild
 * King of Fighters 2000
 * Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
 * Sonic Mania

Overall really solid start to my new Switch!

PC:
 * Fallout 4
 * King of Fighters XIV + DLC

Overall kind of a sucky start to my PC; it's not a gaming one by any means but Fallout 4 doesn't particularly interest me beyond mods... was super cheap though.

Budgeting:

I currently have 209 dollars to spend.

Wishlist:

Really Want Pile:


 * Super Mario Odyssey - 60 dollars (I mean, god, have you seen this game?)

Want Pile:
 * ARMS - 60 dollars (Heard this doesnt really have a lot of content)
 * Tekken 7 - 50 dollars (I've never played a tekken game before but this looks kind of fun)
 * Nier Automata - 60 dollars (Heard this was good, but not suuuuper sure about this)

Really Really Need to See How I Feel About These Somehow:
 * Street Fighter V - 40 dollars (I have no idea if this game is gonna just piss me off or if it'll actually be any fun)
 * Overwatch - 40 dollars (I heard this game is fun but I don't wanna be suckered in with lootboxes)
 * Injustice 2 - 40 (I dont really have a super great interest in this beyond maybe the gear system... it does interest me but eh...)

Get These Cheap:
 * Impossible Creatures (looks fun, is cheap, but I wouldnt really get much out of it I think)

In this great big house, we are all alone.

LOCK IT UP

to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all

Twintelle used her training time pretty sparingly; it was during the dead of night when everyone else was likely at home sleeping and only a few building lights were on. She had so much else to deal with that this was pretty much the only time she had to herself. She would punch at Cell copies or a punching bag and look at stuff on her phone, which was a golden color. It was somewhat boring all things considered, but Twintelle put the time in because she knew she needed to be the best. Better than the rest.

She trained in relative darkness, as Biff wouldn't let her light up the place with more than one light as she was the only one using the building and he didn't want to pay too much for electricity.

One night, things went down a little differently for training.

cold

Enough with the gags

Sometimes that shoe dont fit

Boys need to grow up

Gotta change stuff up constantly- keep people on their toes

Soft day

Gods and Masters

Athena bae is the best!!

Tad

Just talk to me

They thought I would never track them...

then i lost them.

Butthole Projection

Day and night

Soon to be declassified
 * Bella Bov

Winter Weiner

100% Denatonium Benzoate Free!

I've said this before, but I will not be writing for Fantendo Weekly. I don't really feel like deciding this was a mistake after seeing the first issue.

let me elaborate, in case someone sees and doesnt really understand what i mean

weekly/monthly schedules aside... this is rough. im really not liking the design of the interiors at all; they feel like powerpoint slides at the start. the stock photo edit was kind of gross to see, and beyond the interview i felt like the articles had nothing really to say. tigertot's article is way too basic and i feel like describes one person's process and doesn't feel helpful in what it's trying to do (sorry man) and the magazine ends on a bunch of ads for articles. which is... what people want i suppose, but i have never really been a fan.

like... there is potential for a fantendo magazine. but it needs to be more like the interviews and less like the rest of the articles. people going into how the games get developed could be really cool and revealing exclusive info like timestrike magazine would be better than just ads- but i feel like the struggle is absolutely here in terms of trying to get content for this.

which kind of ties into what i have been thinking since the start- people just aren't interested in working on that. fantendo is a community but it's contributions are by individuals. people may say they wanna work on something but come the next day and their motivation is dead and they don't feel like it. i know this too well because ive seen community project after community project collapse. when it came time to rebooting the fantendoverse, i mostly did it on my own with people linking to it for their own individual projects.

this works better than the magazine's approach. at the end of the day, putting it in a pdf doesn't benefit anyone on the wiki side because whatever they write it in will never count on the wiki. most aren't thinking about that though. the biggest factor is just... why bother? what could you write for a fantendo magazine ultimately if you dont have a game to showcase.

i think out loud and maybe too heavily. people just dont wanna pull the weight and you gotta pull up the slack as hard as you fucking can- and by that point, why make it a community project...

what would i do to solve it? im not here for how to fix the idea; in my mind its probably better to just put out a magazine like timestrike. thats hosted on wiki, doesn't have to depend on people for content, and works. its just as small but without the padding and just the information.

and really, when it comes to ads... you have the perfect spots. pages. if you make pages about your games and update other pages with information from your games, you actually win more than trying to make a magazine that competes with everyone else for the same space... hosted offline and without links to these articles.

Beat Wario Land II, at least on the suggested first route!

night

Amazed Spiderman 2

death in red or dont make new projects exo, you fucking tool

official member of the switch club

It's my birthday

now make me a lot of gifts,,,,

Night blight

LETS SEE WHO REMEMBERS MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR,,,,

How can you swallow so much sleep

Just saw valerian

I really wanted to like this film more than i actually did- this movie has mixed reviews and for good reason... super flawed but theres stuff in this i do feel is worth watching if you enjoy worlds with a ton of crazy sci fi concepts

completed wario land 1

log cabin ending

nearly finished with wario land 1



get out of our fucking country nazis

Hypna and Tracy

it's me

ITSA ME

Ey

Seinfield Funny Moments

Loffa

B.A.T

big ass titties

Sex Murder Party really isnt that bad in the context of the whole Humanz album however it drags on maybe a little too long

Dream Catalog Entry Seven

Forced to leave a bunch of my drawings in new york with no place to put them. Ask someone on neopets to take care of them but they don't

Athena has a attempted murderer, who shoved a bunch of toys into our microwave so he could listen to us while he was in jail and we're scared. Apparently this dream is based off a dream thing in my head where taylor swift did a 25 page book about how her and her attempted murder arent so different and that scares her. so like, this murderer, i guess, has a lot of the symptoms athena has and she's scared of that so the dream was just us hugging on the bed trying to whisper shit to make us less scared.

Not so good dreams but not the worst- they were scary enough to make me believe they were real for a moment but once these dreams started rerunning I realized they were just dreams.

she's the one im running with

she's my collar

Piss is piss

Hot Summer Wario

NIGHTS

Phil Collinz

poopbutt koopa was a mistake



Dream Catalog Entry Six

Legend of Zelda game like BOTW but far... weirder. For instance you could play as Zelda, Link, and a third character and you could even get zelda and link killed without a gameover if you were playing as that third character.

Then there was a fight against some massive, goopy boss creature that you could stun and then turn into a massive blob creature to thrash him yourself.

the king

Caramel Cranberry

Grape Gravy

People that hate me... ranked

Snakepowder Wastes

Strawberry Salt

chunky, huh

dick manchinko

Big man Grizz said the unthinkable, but undeniable "Yeah, I suck toes."

Whenever, whenever

M: Murder Phone

the highest horses have the pegs closest to the ground

Is it late enough

Get me made maid

Graveyard

today is just hell

I miss her

...I never do make anything better do i

Ketchup vs Cat Syrup

Sicini gets me all hot

Top 10 Mario Characters coming soon

Peverse school girl in tentacle town

The big girl cocks

her head to the left

Be my wendy

SHUT UP ABOUT MERCURY

Punchbag Sid still MIA

Forgive me father for what i must yabadaba do

Nope next week

Heading to new york

Blue Man Scares Me

burnin thru these rubbers like i’m lightning mcqueen

diamonds on my body like i’m minecraft steve

A chick named Blowtorch

We uh out

TO WHOEVER PEED BEHIND THE VENDING MACHINES THURSDAY APRIL 7TH, I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER, PEE AGAIN!

AhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH

That shut up was directed towards the crowded and noisy car i was in

In the walls

Shut In

Big Bang Barn

I suggest you model your strategy after the old Sesame Street film piece "Over! Under! Through!" (If you're under forty you might not remember this film. It taught the concepts of "over," "under," and "through" by filming toddlers crawling around an abandoned construction site. They don't show it anymore because someone has since realized that's nuts.)

New Era

i dont make koopalings anymore because im not a massive tool

I wanna finish my stories. I wanna finish my games. I wanna make a actual overhaul to lapis that it actually really needs and i want to spend time with my girlfriend and i want to feel like im doing something meaningful in my real life too.

and i feel like im completely out of balance with that and i just- i just wish I didnt put out so much content that people felt overwhelmed but i also kind of feel proud in that kind of situation so

SCAD should slow things down considerably at least. maybe that's what it is. problem is my girlfriend will suffer because of it

I think in general I've been kind of feeling empty and bad and I wish i could balance my life better so i wasnt so overtly on the computer so much

On break

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When did saying "ok" start sounding angry to me

when did saying "nice" start sounding passive aggressive to me

Ten Tips and Trickz for Fantendo Fame!
 * 1) You are only as good as your reputation. Change it if desired.
 * 2) You are nothing without your team in a group project. Treat them with respect and work with them.
 * 3) Make compromises.
 * 4) Do the selfless things nobody is expecting.
 * 5) Do the work yourself if it needs to be done.
 * 6) Be willing to make mistakes.
 * 7) Find the stuff you're good at. Practice every day.
 * 8) Put out something everyday when you can.
 * 9) Rework it if it don't work.
 * 10) Eat the meatloaf.

Bug Chunhgy Sausve

Orbweaver

Try lots of new things!

Experiment!

Battered and Smashed

The BIG NUT

When you rain it down

AHHHH NUTS

Moi-dur

Not sure how to feel this morning

Qora Qora

Ah nuts

“Mother,” he shouts, clicking away at the computer. “I’m doing it! I’m meme-ing, just like the grandkids!”

“Sounds sinful,” comes the demurred response from the other room, and in his heart of hearts, Mike Pence knows his mother-wife is right. Still, he can’t help himself—the Lasso tool has him in its terrible grip. He cruises his way onto 4chan, new meme ideas bubbling into his brain. The era of vice-presidential shitposting has begun.

What if batman... bad

The laugh of the hooty blowfish

The big bath

Out to dinner

I feel it in my bones

THe BIG MAN and the little dude

We were in the pool

http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Fantendo_Fanon_Feature_2017/Presentations/Toroko/

All my life...

Jim and Ricks

Ill publish chapter 2 first thing in the morning. Shit got busy.

Just doing the dailies...

Teacher resigned! 😂

Take It Easy

Dreams... Entertainment...

Am i doing enough

Dream Catalog Entry Five

This is easily the worst nightmare dream I ever had. I died. I just died. I passed away with little warning. I have to keep reminding myself I'm fucking alive even right now because it's the most terrifying and horrid concept I've ever imagined. I went to heaven.

The thing about this heaven is that there's two HORRIFYING implications behind it. Either I really was more or less present for my family's meal (with my heaven self in a goddamn orlando university cafeteria), I really did give NeoGAF the password to heaven's wifi, and I really did tell Athena on chatzy that I was okay and we could still talk like normal and that we could still meet through me pocessing a body on Earth. This implication on its own terrifies me. If you haven't caught it yet: this isnt how any heaven works. We dont continue life like this. We'd know otherwise.

Beyond that, if Heaven is like that, it's all about being disconnected from the mortal experience. Heaven is other people being apathetic to your own death when you explain it, even to the closest people. It made me not want to talk to them anymore.

And that's the most sinister thing. By far. What if what I thought was me interacting with the mortal world from heaven was a illusion? It could have been.

I'm alive. I'm alive and I'm so happy to be so. I'm so afraid of death now. Heaven cannot exist for me. I could never suddenly leave people like that. Never ever. Its such a horrifying idea that leads to other horrifying ideas. - July Writing BBQ 2017! Coming soon: updates to all those stories i wanted to write!

Cerkol Loex

Superhero x henchman story

Another ruin

Dreaming of that West Coast.

The more I fade away, the more I stray

Mystery Man from the Moon

Mebbe Mountains

Death is Soda

EMBRACE THE MYSTERY

Peace made with the fact im never getting the everyday badge for my own wiki

NO!

Dream Catalog Entry Three

Harry Potter book they adapted into a movie where the guy who plays count dooku was a villain and they were going to put him into a coffin his exact size but dumbledore got too lazy and everyone had a nap/orgy in a completely dark room

Also for some reason there was a black kid always breaking the fourth wall and giving out spoilers

The coffin had this very very iconic look to it. It was made entirely out of these rotatable rings that were gold and red/green/blue in color and could be warped to fit the person's size. This is probably why Dumbledore got so fucking lazy because the thing would have taken hours to set up. The center ring had a cap with a hole to fit down body eating spiders, leaving just a skeleton behind to prevent resurrections, although this didn't stop some wizard at the end using a time reversal spell around them after Hogwarts had fallen into ruin.

Scott Ruin

Little Caesars in Retrograde

Stib Stick Dead

Murder for the naughty

A world of light and noise

I got money in the bank

Here, we go.

Dream Catalog Entry Two

Me and a group headed to this Maine house to find this young smart boy with a dark secret. He had this book that hosted some kind of demon that was a little girl in a white dress with blue flowers on it. This girl seemed perfectly innocent until she killed the boy. Because we were thinking in video game terms, she was the secret boss. We didn't even bother for some reason and just left.

There was also two secret Kingdom Hearts bosses you could fight if you jumped out of the opening of the plane next to Michelle Obama, who was seen sprinkling salt and pepper earlier. If you jumped down, you fought three bosses; a plane that's alive and Salt N Pepper, which were two heartless that didnt seem to actually show up. I kept trying to search up strategies to beat them but nothing came up; I learned later that there was only a specific way to even get to these bosses.

Creature Comforts

Pee your pants

Like thats fucked up

Dreamed that it was revealed that Woody killed some toys during Toy Story 1 and this is a normal nightmare for me

Toy Story Zero

My mind keeps me a captive

Do the odyssey

The E3 is Ending

manspreading sounds like it should be the term for spreading your man butter on some man bread

the word "manhole" is so stupid and misleading

talking to dudes on grindr and turns out they all live in the sewer

They won't let you deep fry babies anymore.

The E3 is Here

The E3 Has Begun

Infinite Content

Not the worst

Dead to rights

You must run

You must hide

Bloody

Superman vs Mary Poppins

Dream Catalog Entry One

Alternate Universe version of my life where I lived with my aunt near a odd version of SCAD that seemed rundown. I have a secret grandfather who lives in front of us. He tells my mom is still alive and looking for me. I try to find my first class but end up getting confused until nightfall.

When I arrive to my class, it's to a worn down house but its very lively with kids playing video games and someone in the kitchen and the dogs. Oh god the dogs. My fear of them turned this unsettling dream into a nightmare. I get to my class and one of the students that live there tell me that they are called The MUTTS.

The MUTTS were pitbulls born in a fishtank. This young child tortured them in these odd video game styled torture scenes; destroying their skulls so their eyes popped out and their teeth grew bigger, setting them through a mario style maze with yellow nipper plants that bit chunks of their skin off... it was horrid and you could tell they were viciously mad at everyone but for some reason they never put the dogs out of their misery...

I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS I GET SO MANY BIRTHDAY CARDS ITS EMBARRASING

THEY LET ME LOSE

Welp I lose

That thing you've been doing with dogs isn't vivisection. You keep your pants on during vivisection.

Oh, sure, when they vivisect dogs, it's "for science," but when I vivisect dogs, I'm "creepy and weird."

Snart = shart in the snow

Kissing Canvas

Outward bound

SNART?!!?!

SNART?

Catch a cat

Very very good, very very racist

Neighbor they're eating yo laundry sauce

Ten million dead astronauts

Moon is a fuck



Murder in the barnside

Restless nights

we got a cummer, folks!

walmart promised a free tarantula with every copy of the switch they sold

Obscure simpsons character chocolate

It's called Kid Icarus because at the end of the game Palutena tells you "You know Pit, you really are a Kid Icarus".

they wont let you dip your testicles into the sauce in mcdonalds anymore :(

I misspell shit all the time thanks to apple

I can't be saaaad

Tentacle Underwear - A writhing mass of tentackles that form a bra and panties. Comes in many fun colors and will probably be playing with that pussy and nipples a lot.

Nice try samurai jackass

Can we keep our bearings straight or will we be blown off course

Do we really have a choice

If only for a thunderstorm.

A tired woman forced awake

A Crisis of Faith and Trust

Contest of Champions

Game article structure:
 * Opening Paragraph
 * Gameplay
 * Plot
 * Characters
 * Level
 * Items
 * Gallery
 * Trivia

Tell me when you're back

Your reputation will be your afterlife

Grow up out of your neverland

Saturnine Sports Resort

Baum

Denslow

story telling devices i avoid using:
 * The Misunderstanding: This device refers to a scene where the two main characters have a falling out over something that one character did, almost always out of context or misunderstanding and instead of just talking it out like two friends actually would, they just part their separate ways for like 15-45 minutes looking all sad and depressed. It's so stupid and I just straight up subvert or avert this when i can. there's times when it makes sense, but i generally don't like it if the obvious solution is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

Just song lyrics :>

I feel untowards to your ends

I feel numb in this kingdom

You better make me better you better

Yup, a bug

Please be a bug on my wifi

Dr. Needlenam RX

You carry me

Different underwear for everyone!!

Season 10

Bubbly + so happy my face hurts from smiling so damn much

Stare back into my huge eye

Diminishing returns

Sticky, goopy movepools

ALL of my characters except the ones i marked off limits are free to use. I do not afford to be picky, only making suggestions to keep them true to themselves. I love when people use my characters, it makes me feel happy to see them unexpectedly. In the case of more canon stuff i would like some more solid discussion so i can plan correctly.

I'm not a person who agrees with complacency. Life isn't perfectly planned stories with every mystery answered in the first two seasons. I need something new going on every once in a while or I get too comfortable. I love big, expansive worlds but I also like the tightly packed shorter journeys. A trip to the city that never sleeps is a good story for me. Something more grand epic? Sure.

I just wanna make sure the characters mean something. I know when something isn't working and I press harder to make it work if I feel like it has to. At the end of the day, you have to leave things behind to return to later.

What is art? Not this. 😂

Leah is gay.... sorry....

Any other way?

The System Only Dreams in Total Darkness

🕷🕸

Manmade Wild Moon

Shuffle the feet, say you love me

One step come back, head back to the bombay bicycle club

Or stay here, I won't go

One step back, eat into the machine

Believe me, you can't beat the feet

Shuffle the feet, say you love me

Oh shit! Thought that was a real pickle for a second.

That part about what Fantendo means applies to the site too

Tadah

They call him "big slappy"

What is this? A cocktail party for farmers?

XattleProk

Going to catalog all the new content I make each day

I just saw a dude in a white suit pointing at a couple of rocks on top of what i think was a grave surrounded by a group of people and it was the most surreal thing ive become witness to

Ice Scream Valley

''When a disgruntled ice cream salesman in Scream Valley decides he's not getting what he deserves out of life, he raises the dead and swarms Blackhope Manor on it's biggest gathering night. Now only Simon Vasquez and Emily Jaspers are able to get through the poltergeist infested mansion and stop this evil ice cream salesman before he turns their bodies into a double scoop... of death!"

You getting turned on?

Xena Thunderfist

Come back.

Crooks

Mooks

The realest game time

At least im awake

At least im not dead

Fire Dick

Put your TAGOS Tokens in my slots

I am THE GULCH

She's My Collar

Airing 8pm on NBC

The New World

Sir, this is a funeral for your dead wife....

This moment in time really reminds me of Jojo's bizarre adventure; let me grab a out of context panel

I thought this was a date.

Woah, okay, I do like you, but I just... I'm in a relationship with someone else... sorry to lead you on like that.

You like me?

Awkward timing but yeah.

A City That Just Won't Sleep

Life Burning

Life Freezy

Life Aerial

Life Nauntical

Life Terra

Burpppp

Oh come on, how do you kill the president and get away with it

Yikes!

It was a honest mistake.

I fuck up and say these things out loud.

I never meant for it to lead to this.

It's all our joke.

She's into fries

Original lifeline.

Open the door, its all coming true.

Boiling

Attention, customers. Today’s special is a fucking Krabby Patty served in a greasy fuck sauce and grilled to fucking perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to fuck the fucking fries. It will be our fucking pleasure.

Mother make me

Tom and Jerry in Space Jam

Life undone like a fun run

Purging territory

World Savior

Benefactor Boyfriend!!!

HIGH AND LOW

Her name is dana and she fucks bugs

Tillertone

Caramelized Spikyak on Ramen

Spigot Rigot

Ricket Cricket

States of Mind: The Farewells

The Age of Blue

I cannot go where you have gone.

Blehhhhhhhhh

Thick stupidity still reigns within the united states

Of course thats without saying, but how many people must turn against him before we consider the only true option

Eye M-A-P Ness

I want to go to there

Dan Harmon meandered a corpse for two seasons

Poopbutt?

Random rambles:

Adventure Time didnt trick anyone into thinking its a good show

Tharja exposes the shallowness with consquences

You dont need a event to lose your faith

How could they have known

In a bag

Smoke blows.

How?

I need

Sobbing to sleep

Just

Vomiting sounds

Ooooha

Metal Gear Solid: Milkwalker

'What will happen to our company?' asked the Imagination Technology CEO

'Use your imagination' chuckled Tim Cook capitalistically

We're short this week

I didn't answer the phone because my ring tone is the chicken dance and if i answer i wont hear the whole song

www.police.cop

"I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't of accepted me if I hadn't come home with you or your sister. So now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, Ill deny it and they will take my side because Im a hero Morty and now your going to have to do whatever I say Morty....forever. And Ill go out and find some of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce Morty because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one arm man. Im not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. Im driven by finding that mcnugget sauce. I want that Mulan mcnugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes 9 seasons I want my mcnugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season 9, nine more seasons Morty until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce for 97 more years Morty. I want that mcnugget sauce Morty!"

Morning bingewads

Happy Anniversary Gone

FALLING FROM THE DEAD TREE

Monster

Eat it.

Ooh, la, la… look at mister fancy pants over here with a skull!

"It doesnt matter what I say or do because I'M in the goverment. I have stolen the handcuffs of several dangerous killers and put them around my cold dead hands because I know I'm a million times worse than what they'll ever be."

Murder she TWEETED

Whoops

guess this is my life now

This is not a love letter

BINGING WITH BABISH: FANTENDOQUEST

You copied me even though you couldnt

I should make a succubus character...

And I saaaid no anchovies

Im only human after all

Back 2 SCAD

A crush isnt entitlement



I dream of a day where i aint gotta listen to your dumb shit because you know it's stupid and harmful

im about to go comatose and attack

i wake up, covered in PISS

why lie around when you can LION around

introducing: lion beds

its a bed with a lion strapped underneath it

enjoy the savannas of africa with a lion bed! enjoy the free zebra meat your cuddly friend makes for you!

call 1-800-LION-BEDS now and we'll triple your offer

it's only $3000 and a insurance fraud away!

call and ask for our free trial period

got kids? downgrade to the lion cub couch cushion

they'll like it until they fall off and get mauled

thats the lion bed guarantee

so call now! that number is 1-800-LION-BEDS

http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Minerva_Campbell they're using my image for this page as of writing :D

Association of Southeastern Biologists

King of Godless Empires

I gotta see this manager!

Visible Fangs

Ghostbusters have a whole Universe, Multiple movies Planned

Kong and Godzilla become friends when they realize both of their mothers are named Mothra.

here's to neverending circles

figured it out

for maximum movement in fighting for men, they gotta fight nude and chop their dicks and balls off

I will call you out

Big dumbo big jumbo

Wolf Teen

Eat a big huge cock with your big huge steak

She killed the man in the vault

Talk about a disaster!

How big, how blue, how beautiful

Tomorrow is another day





Ah shit

It's the SWIMMING MAN

They call me... Mr. Multiple Stab Wounds

Blood Honey on the Milk Quartz

Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Jack

Wild Moon 2 ft Go Fish

Make It Gold

Yikes Zone Part 2

CHIMERA PROJECT

Catalog of Ideas

Uh oh

Into the Kill

Their Stories

That better not be what I think it is...

Enter Priest Knight!

If we all try our best, we can make the future be less like 1984 and more like Brazil.

Zip ties make me die

Live you love

Make your happy ending

Cut out shades

Prius Tapir 2005

Cut and run motherfucker

Lets save undertale 2

Golde

Who am I to say

Cool.

AstralVision(tm)

Get out of here louie

Crap on the Carcass

Futureworld II

Love song

Motorized

Android

Phenodouble

Sentry

Eight more inputs

Ironmansucks

Tiger by my side

Life Itself

Without your noise

Zen Firefly

Panic my Attack

Year Z

Weregod

Tony the Tiger

Darkness before the dawn

Cuddle Cove, Population 2 in a room of depressed people

It looks bad, stop saying its something we dont understand

Throw your empire away

Just what I wanted?

I remember writing that last night, not two hours ago

Some kind of bleed

Living large

Midnight Snowman

Peel enough and you'll fall back

Young Pope 2: Younger Pope

Me.

Absurdism at its best

Upgraded

All my feelings laid bare

Lawyer Cage Fight

Call it magic

Cut me into two

10 Dollars and Two Cookies and Cream Chocolate Bars

Simpsonspede

Batman (Joe) Chill Out and Stop Killing Your Parents!

Burrito Filth

Dream Surveillance

It cannot be...

Oooo

That's right

Murder Man vs Captain Hypocrite

Astral Projection for Dummies

Clock man? Oh no....

Scratch scratch whos that ratch

Don't fetishize your sadness.

Bedtime is a crisis

Danny met Dakota looking deep in the wishing well

Personal companion

GOT EM

Friendly faces are always nice

Giant liver stole the mat bro

Trapped in a prism

Engrave your phone charger cable

i am not above eating cheese out of the garbage.

This isn't working.

PX3

Eliminate.

BIRD

We are not Nintendo

The Cave of Phases

You're alright doc

Yeah it's a real mess out here. We're gonna need the huge ambulance. Yeah, no. No. No, the huge- No. No. NO. Put Banana Guard #2 on the phone. Well go get him!

Jan 23rd, 7:30PM EST - S8EP1 - Two Swords

Jan 23rd, 7:45PM EST - S8EP2 - Do No Harm

Jan 24th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP3 - Wheels

Jan 25th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP4 - High Strangeness

Jan 26th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP5 - Horse and Ball

Jan 27th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP6 - Jelly Beans Have Power

Jan 30th, 7:30PM EST - S8EP7 - Islands, Part1: The Invitation

Jan 30th, 7:45PM EST - S8EP8 - Islands, Part2: Whipple the Happy Dragon

Jan 31st, 7:30PM EST - S8EP9 - Islands, Part3: Mysterious Island

Jan 31st, 7:45PM EST - S8EP10 - Islands, Part4: Imaginary Resources

Feb 1st, 7:30PM EST - S8EP11 - Islands, Part5: Hide and Seek

Feb 1st, 7:45PM EST - S8EP12 - Islands, Part6: Min & Marty

Feb 2nd, 7:30PM EST - S8EP13 - Islands, Part7: Helpers

Feb 2nd, 7:45PM EST - S8EP14 - Islands, Part8: The Light Cloud

SCOOT

Bye Bye Man La La Land

So I've been thinking about this lately. The 3DS is my favorite system of all time and I think part of is the invisible narrative created by the games that came out for it.

I started with Kingdom Hearts 3D. This is probably the prelude of what's to come later on but it sets up this idea of multiple worlds. You also get these Pokemon-like dream eaters that you take care of.

Kid Icarus Uprising is next. This game kind of builds off the action packed kingdom hearts 3d with what becomes the groundwork of Super Smash Bros. for 3DS.

Neither of these games has really established what will become your persona until Animal Crossing New Leaf. I think this is where the 3DS truly becomes great and settles down. You become mayor of a whole town. You take a extended vacation to Kalos.

Enter Pokemon X and Y. You have a little adventure and it kind of builds off all the past games. It's not the greatest journey but your sense of adventure comes roaring back.

Enter Awakening. You are a natural leader and you topple a evil king and learn your true heritage. The child of Grima.

A married person now, you enter back into a more settled life in a big apartment complex. Wacky shenigans ensue.

You are invited into Smash Bros and pretty much everyone you've met along the journey (and some new faces) battle either with you or against you. A true crossover after being teased for so long.

Ultimately you cant stay too long. You settle once again in Fantasy Life, albeit with a side if adventure. Smaller adventures happen but nothing to really write home about.

Fire Emblem Fates is a retirn to a land somewhat familiar. You realize your new hertiage as you realize you have been continually reincarninating.

After the heaviness of Fates, you head to Alola, which becomes a vacation gone mostly wrong when interdimensional terrors infest the islands. Save the world once again.

After everything you've gone through, you return to your old town. Nook offers a deal to restart all over with a new town. You could say yes or no but either way, your town has changed since you left.

It's imperfect. Nintendo never intended for there to be a invisible narrative and truth is, that I'm missing a lot. But there's a lot of reasons to truly love the library the 3DS has.

A 3DS is for making memories in the worlds you live in. No system will really ever have the personal feel that the 3DS has.

Suck on that metaphors

Slither boy

Slither boy wild

I suppose

Old Man Trump knows

Just how much

Racial Hate

he stirred up

In the bloodpot of human hearts

When he drawed

That color line

Here at his

Eighteen hundred family project

Go HOME

Slimy Tony and the Slime Gang

If those are A-cups then I'm concave

Post-human settings refer to works with a setting where humans have existed or still exist but are no longer a key part of the work, replacement beings superseceding them for the most part. Sonic the Hedgehog is a post-human setting.

Call the deal cheap

This way to the Ingress!

This way to the Egress!

Busy work

Let's be boring

Every day with that fucking spider

I cant keep doing this to you any more

Ban Bets are Not Allowed

Expand Donk City

Ohhhh you have to use a paintbrush

Andy you're a staaaar

Scalebound? More like Scaleddown

Bland McSupplebutt

Arley and Nemo

I care about the mannequin

Chop chop

Glory hole bob

And now, our other sponsor nerdbox

Kyle Reese fucked his own self to make the t5billion

Backer to Scad?

Back to scad

Going back to scad

I am sickly

She has many a dark secret

Bang bada zappa

Pineapple Juniors

Merry post-Christmas!

TESTE BOYZ

ZESTY BOYS

QESTU

ignore everything, nothing else matters except for us. all the time, every day.

fuck the stock market

Kill those damn buzzers

Rip chia boyz

2 damn tired

2 damn late

Elemental Journey?

Leader of the 2016 Dumb Ways to Die Purge on Fantendo

Ask me about my sinister sexual agenda

V A P O R W A V E

Meander with a gander

memed out

Earn your narrative

When you insert yourself into a narrative, the question quickly becomes "how do you benefit the narrative?" You have to earn the audience's trust much faster than a normal character. You have to exist in the narrative for a reason. You can't be boring, you can't be disrespectful, you can't be biased. This is hard to pull off and the easier solution is to not. You deal with two audiences, one critical of you and one critical of your existence in the narrative itself. You often don't own this narrative and exist as an outsider as opposed to a character; the narrative dissonance created by this is hard to look past. Suddenly the narrative these characters existed in before, where they had motivations and logic behind them, are exposed as gears in a machine. And when you don't fit in the machine...

Echoes across a bowl of tears

What can I say except "You're welcome"

Danny never wrote but he often cried

Marco👏Is👏A👏Trans👏Boy👏to👏Girl👏Don't👏Fucking👏Tell👏Me👏Otherwise

How much nonsense can i fit on the web of madness

Evil Exotoro steals comments from the good working folk

So I didn't want to have to make this but last night was another in a now long line of all nighters that my room mate is putting me through. These keep expanding into later and later and I keep thinking that at some point it'll finally stop but they keep happening. Not only does it keep happening, but he's the one that gets annoyed when I ask him when he plans on going to sleep. I'm not even trying to be rude about it but he gave me the especially snide answer of "a couple more hours".

Then it became my problem that I couldn't sleep past the angry clickings of the keyboard followed by lulls of silence that were followed up by loud clickings of the keyboard and maybe a cuss word or two. It's my problem I can't sleep when the giant computer screen illuminates what is otherwise perfect darkness.

I can't sleep through it because I'm not a heavy sleeper. One irregular sound or brightness change will usually wake me up. However this concept of how some people sleep is so foreign and impossible to my roommate he makes the insane suggestion I'm just not putting enough effort into shutting out his noise.

My other roommate sleeps through his alarm consistently and throughly so I guess it's not a problem for him. This, for me anyway, is insane and I'm literally clubbing myself in the head to maybe pass out and get some rest that way. Hasn't worked yet but maybe if he keeps it way past five I might finally accomplish this.

Every time, an alien loses their home and has to crash on Earth.

Six dollars for a fuckton of ice cream.

The Lunar Carnival!

Mfffph~

A Family trapped in a Dome!

17 hours, 17 guns, 17 women, 17 states, 17 robots, 17 rounds, 17 imperfections, 17th world saga

Do you think you're special?

Theres a god trapped in a cube.

A epic for our times!

Rippenson Sphere

Omleck viscous sphere

Im on my knees saying god help me please

We used to wait

Here comes the night-

Children are you learning

A night for naught

Here we go!

Is this real life? This is like a miserable nightmare, this existence I live.

Piano Fights, Juvenile Rights

Death Replacer

Skin flaking, bleeding tendons ripped, a hatchet over your head, treading a river of blood and a beating drum in my head

In the choir i see you with someone else

Hey FUCKO theres a SLUG behind you

Please mail me your hands

Too many tabs, too many tuesdays

helena is the greatest woman of all time -- athena hawkins