Crystal Warriors/Fast-Food Chain From Another Dimension

Fast-Food Chain From Another Dimension is the story mode for Crystal Warriors. It plays like a standard SSE-esque umbrella story.

Prologue
Long ago, the god of Happiness, Pharrell Williams, was creating a formula for unlimited happiness. However, one faithful day an army of Reptillian Space Ninjas, led by Michael Bay, god of EXTREEEEEME, assaulted Pharrell's castle and stole most of the formula. (Scraps of it have been recovered and used in Pharrell's first solo hit song many years later. The song was simply titled "Happy.")

One day, in Michael Bay's lair, one of the space ninjas stupidly spilled the unfinished formula onto an empty Happy Meal box, creating a distorted abomination. The distorted abomination, also naming itself "Happy," killed most of the Space Turtles and stripped Michael Bay of his godly powers, before going into a deep coma for many years...

Soon after his defeat, Michael Bay became a film director. Not long after the release of his latest movie, one starring four of his remaining Space Turtles in colorful bandanas, "Happy" had awoken again...

...and this time, he's coming for us.