User blog:.vectorDestiny/Locky's Song Reviews: Summer by Calvin Harris

Welcome to my Todd in the Shadows ripoff.

2014 is a weird song for music. Everyone that was famous in 2013 is mysteriously absent on the Top 10, with the exception of Maroon 5 and... Calvin Harris? Wow, 2014 is trying so much to be new in everything that they are even resurrecting dead people! 2014 is the new 90's really, trying to find it's own identity but still pretty much being a carbon copy of the previous music season.

Calvin Harris was someone that jumped in the bandwagon of eletronic music, like David Guetta, Avicii and the Swedish House Mafia. His first and only hit until Summer was a song called Feel So Close, that peaked in the 12th position of Billboard and was on everywhere on the radios. He got a song that placed better on Billboard but no one remembers, called Sweet Nothing. Then 2014 came with Summer.



Summer is a bunch of nothing that is incredible that is on the Billboard Top 10, getting ahead of Pharrel Williams' Happy (a much better song), but what Summer is about? Let's analyse the lyrics.

To my heartbeat sound
 * When I met you in the summer

Damn, that was really a coincidence that he met someone at the sound of his heartbeats, that can only mean...

As the leaves turned brown
 * We fell in love

IT IS A LOVE SONG, UGHHH! God damn! When people is going to get bored by love songs!? It has been 25 years since love songs existed and did really nobody got bored of listening it? God damn guys, there are other topics that you guys can talk about, especially regarding summer!

Take for example, Mungo Jerry's In the Summertime. Okay, weird choice, but still has more to do with Summer than Calvin Harris' Summer! For Calvin Harris, Summer means "time to make another goddamn love song". Ugh, what happens next?

As long as skies are blue
 * We could be together baby