User:CryoticYoshi/Fanfic Generator

Star Wars Episode I: Lava Ejaculations
NOTE: Apparently it says Aran was sexually abused and 'rapped', which I think means raped, so be advised for shits like that.

A long time ago in a galaxy ....

A/N: All my story's take place in a alternate reality where the characters act this way.

We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.

The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

Aran enters the scene, but whats this? The hotty is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"

"The time with the Light Saber?"

"Yes!"

"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"

"Yes my sweetness" said The hotty, giving The robo-armed freak a "special" kiss.

"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."

"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.

This is the story of one loan heroes struggle to overcome to the forces of evil. This hotness's name: Aran!!!"

--

Meanwhile, back in the future, The robo-armed freak and The hotty were enjoying each-other.

As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved baloney ponys. Its certainly clear they were close.

Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

Melissa was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join her on her mid-flimp-flopping flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......

--

Aran woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. His parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the decadent of the fallen angel!

So now knowing that Aran was the relative of the great duke of the night, Aran saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was.

But luck would have it that Aran's best friends Melissa and Firball had heard the news of the robo-armed freak's parents and that they had arranged to accompany Aran on his journey to find himself. First stop....the shopping centre!

At the shoppingcenter Aran went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that's what they're called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self!

But Aran Leverletto was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn't made it any better by Aran Leverletto suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. Aran was sexkually abused! And now Aran also remembered by who but he didn't dare to tell the hotty and Firball because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to Aran Leverletto and why Aran Leverletto was depressed!

So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, Aran tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence. Because for the first time in Aran's life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So Aran listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Sonic the Jumpdog's story.

But it was so difficult because Aran.... really loved ball of Cute!

Aran knew these were wrong feelings to have because... younknow, it's Firball and their love would make life very difficult because Aran also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was rapped) and that said that if Aran Leverletto would ever fall in love with Firball, that then Darth Four would find them and kill them!

And as Aran was putting on some new blood red ankle spikes that went well with the dark black studded dog collar that Melissa had recommended, Aran suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond cock ring of Darth Four! He had come to haunt Aran and destroy Firball!

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful the hotty and snarkly Firball. Smart and clever Untini and... and Chewbacca.

I too had heard of Chewbacca and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him and I'm still not sure if I'm really gay

But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat Darth Four," Chewbacca said.

"I agree," said the robo-armed freak, "but I'm not sure."

"We can use your new friend," said Chewbacca. "Darth Four doesn't know Lucritia. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.

"But Lucritia is still very inexperienced," said Aran Leverletto, "And I worry about him."

"Don't worry," said fursuit dude, "I know Lucritia can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Aran stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.

I walked after Aran and said: "What's wrong?"

"Nutting" the robo-armed freak said but I didn't believe him.

"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."

"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Aran and sighed. He then said: "You know my past, right?"

I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."

"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Aran Leverletto said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.

"And I feared,' Aran Leverletto said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Chewbacca like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"

"But I do!"

'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Aran said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Darth Four if you won't be with me?"

"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing manly.

But then, then Aran Leverletto leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?

--

And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

The robo-armed freak and The hotty were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good sex" said The hotty.

"yes, yes it was" said The robo-armed freak.

"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"

"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.

Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you Aran Leverletto my irresistibleness".

"I love you too Melissa -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.

"You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Darth Four.

"Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma.The hot one (that is,the one that wasn't killed while doing eating Melissa *wink*)"

"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all invincible".

After that, Aran Leverletto leaped down onto the volcano plato

He was in luck because he just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if he fell in it.

There was lava all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. Firball called to him: "are you alright honeybunch, you fell quite hard". "I am always hard for you baby!" "I'm an expert at falling," spoke Aran, "especially with girls."' At that moment lava erupted around him like a climaxing penis.

Evil Sith Lord stood looking at our hero - his cape flapping in hotness.

He beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'

Suddenly he held the Light Saber aloft.

"This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'

"Noo....not the Light Saber"

"Yes. The Light Saber"

"The Light Saber!" gasped Melissa

"Yes. The Light Saber"

Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.

The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary.

Laughing as he stood there, he approached Aran, "Give up and go home, Melissa doesnt love you anyway."

"Thats not true!

I sex her every other night!"

"And the other nights?..."

Aran Leverletto ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while Darth Four evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)

But every time he hit Evil Sith Lord, he just smiled and hit him back.

In between dodging lava ejectulations, Darth Four said: "You cannot beat me"

"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" he YELLED HARD!

"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."

"I HATE YOU!!" said Aran and ran towards him with his 12 inch weapon drawn.

"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""

"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"

"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," he said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

"Me and my full 10 inches,oh yes."

"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"

Aran ran towards Former Four, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock

he surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in his hands because he really wanted to kill the Aran

"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and his female companion lifted her top and Darth Four was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.

Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Aran grapped Light Saber from Darth Four and stabbed him in his eyes Blood gushed out.

"Owch! While I had the Light Saber I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"

He staggered around and grabbed into the air, he was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."

Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes.

"Aran, Aran, I love you! But we only have 5 seconds to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"

"Then quick, lets have sex!". After a quick round of Dancing in the sheets Aran spoke:"we must leave and leave this place behind, said Aran Leverletto and left this place behind."

Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Aran and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."

And they all made loveby fucking eachother.

The End