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Full Name Zario
Current Age 99
Date of Birth December 31, 1914
Gender Male
Species Zarians
Location Zarland
Current Status In your bedroom
Main Weapon(s) <insert name here>
Vulnerable To Nothing
First Appearance Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme
What is this piece of crap in front of me?
Zario, while looking at <insert name here>
Zario is a new character in the Mario series, making his debut in Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme, a new game for the Nintendo Comet.



Zario is a human of average size and height. Due to mutation, his skin has been transformed to purple. He wears purple shoes, a blue shirt and hat, and lime green overalls. His eyes are bright green. He looks rather similar to Mario, don't you think?


Zario believes that he is perfect. As such, he has very high confidence when facing Zowser, so he cannot be beaten. He can be rather full of himself at times, though. This can lead to situations that can be particularly testing.


Zario holds <insert name here> in very high regard, thinking that they are a piece of crap as stated in his quote. This means that his low regards are very low. He has no romantic interests besides a narcissistic love for himself. Each day, he admires a picture of himself on his beside table.

I am so hot.

He also has a good relationship with his ally Zoshi.


Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme

Zario is the sole playable character in his title, Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme. Despite the name, he has no brother, not even a zrother. Instead, Zoshi assists him through the game. His jumping powers allow him to jump to the moon with little to no effort. He can kill Zowser with a touch.

He is able to consume radioactive and rabid cows in the game, something Zoshi cannot do. He also has the power to use <insert name here> as part of his attacks. He can use rabid cows as an attack as well.

The Legend of Kyu

Zario makes an appearance in this game, and is an ally to Kyu.


Mario series New Super Mario Bros. ULTIMATESuper Mario Galaxy: War of the CosmosMario Sports ResortMario Kart ULTIMATEMario's Epic JourneySuper Mario: Medieval QuestMario's Minigame LandSuper Mario: Panel PanicMario Kart CometMario Kart Comet: Retro KartZuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme
Koopa Games series The Koopa GamesThe Koopa Games II: Space Wars
Mario and SpongeBob series Mario and SpongeBob at the Olympic Winter Games
Starship Crew series Starship CrewStarship Crew 2
Island Quest series Island Quest
Fan Fiction Life as a Luma
Other titles The Adventures of Flappy BirdLumoshi's Cookies
Fantendo Smash Bros. Contrive

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